@xssfox only if by "use" you mean "pressed the stupid bit of the touch bar that sets it off again"

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[bookstore]

customer: can you tell me where the do it yourself section is?

me: you are not off to a good start

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if there's a cycle in a dom/sub graph you can try to manage it by computing the Switchly Connected Components with Dungeon's Algorithm but pretty soon you're just forward-declaring an entire structureless orgy and what's even the point anymore

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reorging the polycule to make sure all the dom/sub relationships form a DAG

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You ever look at your fursona/persona/OC and think, "wow, I absolutely love them so much, they're perfect for me".

Me all the time. πŸ₯°πŸ’œπŸ’™

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[typing into iOS spotlight]

Me: 1
iOS: oh you must want @1Password

Me: 1P
iOS: yep, definitely 1Password

Me: 1Pa
iOS: 1 Pascal is equal to 0.0003 inches of mercury

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yes my first post of the year is horny on main and no I will not apologise

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guess which dumbass almost opened the cb-x website without thinking while sat next to his brother watching tv

hint: it's a collie who's been changing all his passwords because of the lastpass security incident

I hadn't thought through the part where every service would email me to let me know I'd changed my password

(good security feature, just hilarious when changing multiple hundreds of passwords)

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not to brag but ive escaped every room ive ever been in

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started on the part of the lastpass migration where I change every password they had and I'm not a happy dog 🀬

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At one point i had to explain what a sussy baka was to my manager

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Bark bark! Testing stuff on the weird elephant site here.

πŸ“· @metashibe

@xssfox I recently started getting them from Slack instances where I never used to, and I'm not sure why

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internet culture has ruined my ability to perceive the word β€œChristmassy”, due to its use of the β€œssy” suffix

So happy with this Christmas piece of Arky, by Maudoggo on Twitter βœŒπŸ»πŸ’–πŸŽ„πŸΆ

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Are you feeling cold this winter?

Warm up by being stuck inside of a plush suit! #Fursuit #fursuitfriday #Bunny

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ya'll lied to me this gallery is bull shit. i havent seen even one naked fox lady

loving my early christmas present of "move to a new password manager and credroll every account" πŸ™πŸ»

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