story concept:
You wake up to a dragon that's claimed your closet as its cave. It's barely three feet tall and has horded your clothes into its nest.
"Human! I demand a sacrifice of your most succulent foodstuffs, or I will wreak havoc upon the lands!"
The almost child-like voice is incredibly non-threatening, and you find soon that the dragon's favorite food is oreos. You toss them a pack before going about your day as usual. You're not even sure if their "havoc" is any more than a singed rug
Okay, firstly:
I wouldn't toss them oreos, I would have instantly approached until I reached hugging distance.
Secondly: being friends with the dragon would lead to me not even wondering about the havoc issue.
And last but not least: this is soooo reminiscent of one of my favourite... perhaps THE favourite dream I had when I was younger. ~,~
@SCP1471 I already have two cats
Sounds pretty much the same tbh
Will the dragon eventually sleep on my bed and purr aggressively until I cuddle it as well?
@icefox absolutely
@SCP1471 you mean all I have to do to get free oreos is squat in someone's closet?? 💜 *runs off to find the nearest laundry pile*
@kel you’ll have to make do with chips ahoy tonight
@queerhackerwitch also good :}
@SCP1471
oh my gosh this is so adorable!!!!!!