Thinking of becoming a cop? Become a firefighter instead! You get to:
Protect lives before property.
Hang around the station eating snacks without anyone criticising you for it.
Drive a tank (of water!) through the streets.
See non-white people be really glad when you arrive, and not be terrified that you're going to shoot them.
Cop discourse, game quote
@Vordus "If I could do it again, I would be a fireman. No one looks at a fire and thinks: "Shit, does this one really deserve it?" You can just follow orders and feel good about it."
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