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@danfoxx You can't load them up with too much firepower (but you can certainly try) but they can run rings around larger ships. They're great for hit and run tactics, which is part and parcel of piracy.

@danfoxx There's a reason that most real pirates used sloops. They're cheap, fast and a small target for cannons.

Little Timmy never fell down a well. Everything is a lie.

wanna have a bad time, kid? 

@efi Oh, and it's kind of redundant now because of gliders, but the route taken involves multiple falling deaths.

wanna have a bad time, kid? 

@efi THIS IS LITERALLY A WALKTHROUGH VIDEO, DULFY; YOU DIDN'T SHOW ME HOW TO GET FROM 6 TO 8.

wanna have a bad time, kid? 

@efi This dulfy video is so poorly edited I can't tell what's going on. The waypoint system isn't explained until 20 minutes in. The numbered collectibles are numbered differently to how they are in the game, and they leave in mistakes.

wanna have a bad time, kid? 

@efi "guild wars 2 jumping puzzles"

@healyn The questioner wouldn't be able to ask me any questions because I'd just be unable to stop talking about William Moulton Marston and Elizabeth Holloway who invented the polygraph, created Wonder Woman, and were in a polyamorous thruple with Olive Byrne who came from a line of prominent birth control activists.

JK Terfling stuffs 

I'm not sure I agree with demanding that people give up a huge pillar of the pop culture from when they were growing up simply because the creator turned out to be reprehensible. Especially when so many folks belong to communities anchored around that person's creations.

I mean, please read another book, but you're allowed to still like Harry Potter. Just be sure to acknowledge the existence of and be on the look out for the parts where Jo's politics and vendettas show through

GW2 jumping puzzle woes 

I finally got to the top and did the big dive!

It only took me most of the day, and two mesmers!

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GW2 jumping puzzle woes 

Just got fucked over by physics, lads.

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GW2 jumping puzzle woes 

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JK Terfling, video games 

I look forward to playing the game second hand.

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JK Terfling, video games 

Shitty game publisher desperately tries to distance itself from even shittier author.

it's.international.talk.like.a.pirate.day.PARADOX.XVID.avi

I got to the last bit, fell, died, used my only revive orb, fell again, died again and ragequit.

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How to ruin a day

1. Start with a GW2 jumping puzzle.
2. That's it. Fuck GW2 jumping puzzles.

@LilyVers
I'm broke but I'm happy,
I'm poor but I'm kind,
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah.
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed,
I'm lost but I'm hopeful, baby,
Who am I?

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