Ylfingr@Ylfingr@chitter.xyzchitter.xyz

The moon is full? Well let's empty it then!

I'm in @frost's head
He's in my head
We're gay :3

I can never meet cool girls because I am a hot girl and all cool girls melt in my presence

Giant wolves in your area!

cheeseforgor

hey my drivatar and i saw you from the other end of the bar and we like your drivatar's vibe

Awoooooo!

saw a tanker truck on my commute with text on it saying (in Estonian) „FECES TAXI“

I KNOW WHAT THE HOME TIMELINE IS, MASTODON.

Freaking hell, Gargron, could you be a little less... corporate-crud emulating?

Wii Sporks Respork™

Trilobites, you say? How much storage is that?

The Apple iChor

['stonks' voice] sporks

'wroooooo.

SpongeBob SparePants.

me when I kiss another mouse: mouse to mouse