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seriously grappling rn with the idea that most folklore about demihumans (like faeries n shit) could have been inspired or influenced by normies having unexpected interactions with neurodivergent, queer, and disabled folks living outside of “regular” society, i.e. hiding out in the forest for their own safety

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*looks at google street view* nice myst III clone, asshole

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copypasta version:

** Yes I'm a **
M I L L E N N I A L
I read FAKE NEWS
I get paid in CRYPTOCURRENCY
I come home to 15 ROOMMATES
I DESTROY every
APPLEBEES I see
I was born in
A U G U S T
I FUCK with my CLOTHES ON
I'm AWAKE 24 HOURS A DAY
If this shirt OFFENDS you
LEARN to CODE!

(yes, my non-binary gay lover
bought me this shirt)

Instead of: sugar momma, sugar daddy
Say: glucose guardian, sucrose spouse!

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"Apple contractors 'regularly hear confidential details' on Siri recordings"

Surprising nobody except people who believe hellcorp PR

Threadripper CPUs are about as big as a full Raspberry Pi.

My wife just pointed out that I have more keyboards than pairs of pants. That is quite literally true.

Also TIL Cuba made a lung cancer vaccine. A friend of mine commented that it's ironic that the guys famous for their cigars also have the world's most effective lung cancer treatment: usatoday.com/story/news/world/

Oh yeah LEGOs are pretty sick too, but I'm glad they're searching for another source anyway

At least it's not as dumb as using oil to do the same thing lol.
Good uses for oil:
1. Not
2. ???
3. Propelling 30-40 people across 300 miles of well maintained infrastructure
4. Polyamide and UHMWPE are cool as shit, we can keep doing those once we figure out how to capture and recycle microplastic when it's produced

Still trying to find a dumber use for lithium than propelling 1-5 people across 300 miles of crumbling, unfunded public infrastructure

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The Matrix is unrealistic because it's a movie where a black man and a woman tell a straight white man that everything he knows is wrong, and he just accepts that.

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My timeline is like 75% complaining lol

God, I fucking hate it when the temperature is anywhere north of 70F.

At least it's not cars.
Me, approaching my car in 85F weather: "boy I sure do hate the heat, I'm really glad this isn't 10F worse!" [opens car door]
Interior of car: [pours out 400F air, inside of car is literally hot enough to cook the meat I am made of, every surface is a mindless screaming maw of radiating fury]

We live in a world consumed by unspeakable eldritch horrors, but the true horror is that the human mind is totally incapable of breaking, if you introduce those horrors over the course of at least 1 generation

Me, standing at a bus stop in 95F weather: "wow it's too hot out"
Bus, approaching, spewing 145F engine smoke and radiating the power of being baked in the sun 24/7: [incomprehensible 95db roaring]

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hey in case you weren't paying attention, they solved the berenstein/berenstain mandela effect thing years ago. turns out it was regularly mispelled as 'berenstein' on the vhs - the logo on the front read 'berenstain' but the side of the box (which would have been the part you saw every day on the shelf) had the 'berenstein' typo

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