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this is the best tom scott video and it's like a minute long. also 12 years old youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG

steam: "staxel ce out now!"
me: "staxel...combat evolved?"

weighted blankets are appealing to me for a lot of the same reasons bondage is

been having a lot of "oh, i'm kinda cute" moments the past couple days, whenever i happen to look in a mirror

just played a ranked game of apex where it was a 2v3, but one of the players on the other team decided to sit it out and let themselves die to the ring so we could have a fair 2v2, and we won just barely

thank you random strangers

going up to someone with a dog and asking "can your dog pet me?"

apex legends 

damn, i'd say that's pretty solid

injury 

hurt my butt area again simply twisting my body while bailing off my board earlier, so i'm thinking maybe i should see a doctor tomorrow and figure out what's up

the impact i took the other day was really hard, i wouldn't be surprised if i damaged something back there

though honestly i still think i need to see a hairdresser asap, it's been a couple years

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ordered some cheap hair clippers so that i have an easier time keeping my limbs smooth, and a backup option if i'm too anxious about finding a hairdresser

i'm at 14g and someday i'd like to be closer to 0g so my ears can float around in midair or whatever

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did i get replaced with someone else while i was asleep?

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i'm doing real good at the video game today. what's going on

apex legends 

the past couple days i could use the wingman, somehow, but couldn't control the r99

today is a day i cas't use the wingman at all, but i can shred with the r99

got a 5k/1716d game of ranked battle royale just now. carried my teammates hard

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