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where does waluigi live. we know from Mario RPG and paper Mario that mario and Luigi have a quaint little house. Wario lives in a castle as established in Wario Land. Where does waluigi live

@codl probably a trailer or something, that seems like him

if you say "in the trash" I'm blocking you. My profile is pro-waluigi

@codl I dunno, I think Waluigi could definitely have a dumpster house.

@Vordus @codl listen, just because waluigi is pals with wario it does not mean he is as trashy and gross as wario

he is a classy man, who enjoys a good game of tennis

@puppy @codl Wait, wait, no.

I know EXACTLY where Waluigi lives.

Waluigi lives on Wario's couch.

@Vordus @codl thats a bit more of a reasonable thought i think

@Vordus @codl it still paints him in a rather negative light though. hes a good boy.

@puppy @codl You live on my couch at least a third of the time.

@Vordus @codl because my actual home is a hellscape and your place is my only reprieve lmao

@codl @Vordus @puppy vordus is Wario confirmed

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Wario is a furry confirmed

@codl @Vordus the problem with saying this, as much of a fun pokey jokey it makes it, is that its basically an insult considering warios character and personality

@puppy @codl But seriously, Luigi is Mario's brother and lives in the same house as him.

As a skewed mirror image of Luigi, Waluigi is the slightly annoying mooch of a best friend. He is Wario's Todd.

@Vordus @codl just gonna, double down on the whole "you're waluigi" bit huh,

@puppy @codl I was genuinely going with Todd from Bojack I can't help it there there are parallels!

@Vordus @codl in your defense i would basically be waluigi if i put on blue eyeshadow and wore a purple hat

@Vordus @codl i have the near perfect body dimensions for it, to the point that its a little scary

im not as thin as him though, hes a very sleek and slender lad

@Vordus @codl i dont think a tall man who plays tennis and wears blue eyeshadow could be anything but classy

or at the very least faux classy like many british sitcom icons

@puppy @Vordus @codl I have it on good authority that he also enjoys hot air balloon rides

@codl free and unbound by the mores and expectations of society

Waluigi goes wah he pleases

@codl Waluigi is forever trapped in the Party Games Zone, a cursed bestowed upon him from birth

@snowlight hmm I thought he was born on the tennis court

@codl Didn't Mario have a castle in SML2

@HihiDanni was that supposed to be his? I'm not clear on the story for that game tbh

@codl It was Mario's castle before Wario stole it. There's a big M on the front that got flipped upside down to be a W

@codl Waluigi lives in a seedy one-room apartment with his sports trophies. His prize money from golf and tennis tournaments is spent on food/rent.

@codl in mario party 3 it is revealed that waluigi has an entire island where he spends most of his time tinkering with technology and caring for his piranha plants

@trwnh ive never played mario party 3 so im going to have to trust your word

@trwnh good. im glad. this man deserves an island

@codl given how it's described as "clever and crafty" it's implied waluigi built the island by themself

@trwnh @codl waluigi debuted in 2000, the nb flag in 2014

waluigi is a guy

@wowaname you must be fun at parties

@wowaname ok. i was implying that you ruined the mood by taking a joke about waluigi and gender seriously and refuting it

@monorail @codl even if i went to parties i'd still strive to be factual instead of planting lies in people's heads

some people end up believing that shit, you know

@wowaname ah yes, "lies", my favourite synonym for "obvious jokes"

fuck off

@monorail wasnt obvious to me when i first saw it, asshole
@monorail so i looked it up to be sure

you must really get along with people irl

@wowaname i do because i don't get all up in arms when people are joking

@wowaname just because you were gullible doesn't mean other people are

@monorail seriously fuck off where did you even crawl out from just to reply to me

@wowaname oh no i'm so hurt that you would say that about me

what will i ever do