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where does waluigi live. we know from Mario RPG and paper Mario that mario and Luigi have a quaint little house. Wario lives in a castle as established in Wario Land. Where does waluigi live
if you say "in the trash" I'm blocking you. My profile is pro-waluigi
@codl I dunno, I think Waluigi could definitely have a dumpster house.
@Vordus no!
@codl il vit dans un val-luigi
@lulucybrelu merci
@codl he lives inside a wall-uigi
@codl free and unbound by the mores and expectations of society
Waluigi goes wah he pleases
@codl Waluigi is forever trapped in the Party Games Zone, a cursed bestowed upon him from birth
@snowlight hmm I thought he was born on the tennis court
@codl Didn't Mario have a castle in SML2
@HihiDanni was that supposed to be his? I'm not clear on the story for that game tbh
@codl It was Mario's castle before Wario stole it. There's a big M on the front that got flipped upside down to be a W
@codl Waluigi lives in a seedy one-room apartment with his sports trophies. His prize money from golf and tennis tournaments is spent on food/rent.
@codl in mario party 3 it is revealed that waluigi has an entire island where he spends most of his time tinkering with technology and caring for his piranha plants
@trwnh ive never played mario party 3 so im going to have to trust your word
@trwnh good. im glad. this man deserves an island
@codl given how it's described as "clever and crafty" it's implied waluigi built the island by themself
@codl also consider,
@trwnh OH
@wowaname you must be fun at parties
@wowaname ok. i was implying that you ruined the mood by taking a joke about waluigi and gender seriously and refuting it
@wowaname ah yes, "lies", my favourite synonym for "obvious jokes"
fuck off
@wowaname i do because i don't get all up in arms when people are joking
@wowaname just because you were gullible doesn't mean other people are
@wowaname you were bugging my friend
@wowaname oh no i'm so hurt that you would say that about me
what will i ever do
@codl probably a trailer or something, that seems like him