well isn't this next level bullshit
@codl dear god. this is awful.
@codl what the fuuuuck
@codl expose them
@codl The web was a mistake.
@codl but download me girls??!
@efi you lost me
@codl to be fair, I don't know where I am either
@codl u running ublock origin? you might be able to block the specific script that's doing this
(i often disable js for entire domains w/ umatrix but that unfortunately breaks a ton of sites nowadays, the won't even load)
@codl Spacing gifs!
@codl rofl wow
@codl that shouldn't be allowed
@codl the next logical step: "to prove you're human please provide root access to your computer"
@codl (and we'll only get there because the W3C will never get the Web Blood Test standard in time)
@codl Really... >.<'
@codl I remember times when sites actually competed for making it for readers *easier* to get to their content. Nowadays it's clear their purpose has changed.
@codl wonder if they stole that clipart
@codl I think we should "allow" that it is (next level BS).
@codl is this for real?
@codl oh wow it really is
@codl Hmmmm, I know perfectly well how to get a robot to pass this test. Build a chromeless web browser!
Though just putting any required JS in the page would warrant such measures. And all that really matters is you trip up most (simpler) bots.
@codl I really, really, really don't miss working on web browsers. SO MANY conversations about issues like this while developing features that require permission gating, and no real great answers.
@qdot @codl Does JS actually know if you gave it notification permission, or can someone just choose "always deny" and be rid of that garbage? I've taken to always choosing "yes" when a site has its own popup asking if they can send me notifications, then choosing "always deny" when the permission box pops up, so they'll set the cookie saying that I said yes and never ask me again.
@codl That's naughty!
@codl fuuuuck that noise
@codl Wow, that's like the darkest of dark UI patterns...
@codl what site is this, dm me
@codl Allergic reaction to this. EUGH.
@codl where tf have they done that and why aren't them in jail already
@codl No need to protect scum. Do tell who does stuff like that
@codl Only a robot would not want notifications, clearly
@codl fuck that little cop
@codl I saw one of these pretending to be recaptcha a few days ago. it was awful.
@codl the "redirect to a new subdomain" thing is wild, too
The first thing I do when setting up Firefox on a new machine is: Preferences -> Privacy and Security -> Permissions -> Block New Requests to access Location / Camera / Microphone / Notifications.
I can't imagine why anyone except advertising networks would want them set differently.
@codl This probably wont prevent bots on the internet I guess.
this isn't a "new dark pattern" and isn't an example of "the web is ruined" — this is a now-old malvertising tactic that keeps coming back, with new clipart every time
if you click allow they send you spam popups. it is not a bot check, they claim it is to convince people to click allow, thinking it's required.
@codl ^w and move on, I guess
@codl Hmm. Lest stuff like this become universal:
Could a browser extension be made to spoof the state of a browser's notification permissions? (Like, a real config file and a separate, web-facing config file?)
Could JS-generated notifications be easily permitted in-browser but blocked by the OS without losing locally-generated notifications (eg. "download complete" etc.)?
Could we just use the presence of, superfluous commas to detect malicious websites?
@codl looks like it's a virus https://malwaretips.com/blogs/remove-givemeredbottle-icu/
@ben I wouldn't call that a virus (?)
@efi a virus that redirects all your websites to that page and then asks for permission to send notifications?
@ben I thought it was a website asking for permission, not a redirection, let me read it again
@ben oh, it -can- be a virus or it can just be a webpage with an ad that loads the same page the virus redirects to
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