oh fuck you know what. Ikea should make a game where you design an IKEA store layout and you visit your friends' stores and whoever has the most disorienting store wins
hear me out: you and your friend both get like three minutes to design a shitty ikea layout with a set of building blocks. Then you're dropped in first person into each other's ikea and you're both given the same list of random objectives like "check out the sinks", "measure a couch", "bother an employee", "touch a plush shark", and the first one to finish them all wins
if they don't make this game I'm gonna have to learn unity and make it myself
@codl they have different layouts? I thought all ikeas literally clones
@kondziu i've only been to one so i don't know
@codl we've got two on the opposite sides of the city. i'm pretty sure if you move a chair in one, it moves in the other too
@codl with different possible objectives, all including "touch a plush shark"
@codl IKEA is not disorienting, but built like a self-avoiding path (like corridor FPS). So you visit all the store every time (unless you take shortcuts).
@Feufochmar i know but people keep saying they get lost in ikea, idk. i don't have this problem but i'm trying to play into it anyway
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