god i can't play breath of the wild with French voices it just makes me think about the faces of evil or wand of gamelon every time I get to a voiced cutscene

anyway in horse news I got another horse, which I named Link 2. Then I lost my first horse (Big Toast) by slipping off the edge of a cliff and now it's stuck there

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got my horse back everything is fine

hot tip for you horse enthusiasts out there. your local ranch can teleport your horse to you if needed

horse update: i love horse. i take back everything mean ive ever said about horses

some of the recipes in this game are definitely crimes. I just put an apple and a pepper in hot water

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for future reference, if ive never seen you before please don't send me sexy zeldas unprompted

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@codl [all the horses stand on their two legs, and smile while shaking their top hats as they exit stage left]

@sc i reinstate everything mean ive ever said about horses

@codl hm. add some cinnamon and that'd be tasty tho

@codl didn't someone do a thing where they made all the recipes from breath of the wild for real and tried them

i think most of them were bad

@Felthry yeah brian david gilbert did and yeah they went from "really awful" to "okay I suppose"

@codl just once i want to see a video game with a cooking mechanic that actually uses proper *ingredients* at least, if not actual real-time cooking

@codl (actual real time cooking would be way more annoying than it's worth)

@codl my favorite recipe is like, 4 of the same bug plus molduga guts, to grant a maximum boost to whatever stat i need a boost in. my favorite weapon for fighting moldugas is the royal claymore or the weapon that you get after clearing the volcano divine beast.

@codl big ugly monster like a sea monster except it swims in the sands of the gerudo desert. it must be lured and then stunned with bombs, and then you rush in and hit it with a two-handed weapon as fast and hard as possible

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@codl can you please clarify whether this means that, since you have seen me before, I should send you sexy zeldas unpromted?

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