god i can't play breath of the wild with French voices it just makes me think about the faces of evil or wand of gamelon every time I get to a voiced cutscene

anyway in horse news I got another horse, which I named Link 2. Then I lost my first horse (Big Toast) by slipping off the edge of a cliff and now it's stuck there

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hot tip for you horse enthusiasts out there. your local ranch can teleport your horse to you if needed

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horse update: i love horse. i take back everything mean ive ever said about horses

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some of the recipes in this game are definitely crimes. I just put an apple and a pepper in hot water

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i know everyone already said fuck this shrine two years ago but, hear me out:

fuck this shrine

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i know the correct wrong way to solve this shrine is to turn it upside down entirely but i couldn't get that to line up right

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just made an omelet with apple in it and I went
- ew what
- fuck actually that might be legit nice

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tbf I don't know what I expected throwing two apples and an egg into a pot

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"Milk
❤️❤️❤️
Make this by heating up some milk."

no shit?

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just realised weapons don't bonk in this game. they just go clean through walls

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joinmastodon instance picker be like

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for future reference, if ive never seen you before please don't send me sexy zeldas unprompted

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sometimes i wonder if the shrine people are patronizing me

me: pushes on a button a bit to make a ball fall into a bowl
shrine person: your resourcefulness speaks to the promise of a hero! have a heart piece, i mean, spirit orb

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my horse just fucked up a lizalfos while i was creeping around. i love horse

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traveler: (is named "traveler" in text box)
traveler: the
me: alright i get it you're evil just attack me

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re: codl's botw thread 

@codl this is a way better solution than just turning it upside down

@codl can you please clarify whether this means that, since you have seen me before, I should send you sexy zeldas unpromted?

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@codl this allows quite a few clips :D

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@Jenkar oh i can imagine

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