i could kick duke the java mascot's ass any day
@codl what if I told you that Duke is a first cousin of Triangle Man
@djsundog i am not afraid of triangle man
@codl you're in the club and this guy slap your girl ass what u do
@halcy run away probably
@codl ferris (rust) (many, **fearlessly** concurrently)?
@cpsdqs i would die
@codl how about the llvm wyvern
@codl what about the lua logo: lua, a moon
@curls i can't kick a moon's ass! it doesnt have an ass!!
@codl it is an ass!!! that's why it's called mooning!
@codl codl vs 1 metre standard [greatest anime fight]
@cinebox i'm not sure, and i don't know what kind of snakes they are so i wouldn't know if i stood a chance either way
@codl I mean, they’re probably pythons
@cinebox oh pff obviously. i don't think i could fight two pythons
@codl The scala whatever the hell this thing is
@dustin it doesnt have an ass for me to kick
@codl duke would move you to the eden generation and garbage collect you immediately, he wouldn't even call your finalizer
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