programming language mascots and how much i could kick their ass:
duke (java): yes
gopher (go): yeah
gopher (go) (many, concurrently): probably not
the elePHPant (php): no. too large
ferris (rust): probably
d-man (d): no. unstoppable
i cant think of other languages with mascots. stop asking me about llvm it is not a programming language and that dragon would definitely kill me
as a rule of thumb if it is smaller than 1m tall then i can probably kick its ass and otherwise then it can probably kick my ass
@codl ferris (rust) (many, **fearlessly** concurrently)?
@cpsdqs i would die
@codl how about the llvm wyvern
@codl what about the lua logo: lua, a moon
@curls i can't kick a moon's ass! it doesnt have an ass!!
@codl it is an ass!!! that's why it's called mooning!
@codl codl vs 1 metre standard [greatest anime fight]
@cinebox i'm not sure, and i don't know what kind of snakes they are so i wouldn't know if i stood a chance either way
@codl I mean, they’re probably pythons
@cinebox oh pff obviously. i don't think i could fight two pythons
@codl The scala whatever the hell this thing is
@dustin it doesnt have an ass for me to kick
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