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I was an employee of an onion farm, working in the fields. I made almost no money, while my boss was living the life, pocketing all the money earned from selling the onions. One day, I thought: "This isn't fair. Am I not the one doing all of the work? Yet I barely make enough to afford one of these onions each day. I have grown these onions and I deserve to own them." In protest, I appended to my social media bio: 

i feel like i had already made this joke in a less verbose form. this is definitely better though

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