broke: reference the number 42 in your video game
woke: have "no tea" take up an inventory slot in your video game until the character has had a cup of tea
(it's from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy adventure game)
(and it is a million times funnier than any reference to 42)
i wouldn't recommend that game by the way, it's very confusing and frustrating and "no tea" is the only good thing i remember from it
@codl Also a towel that can do practically everything
@codl i recall being unable to properly start the game because the room was dark yet it refused to let me open the curtains or anything until i found the things i couldnt see because the curtains were closed,
@codl its such an intentionally obtuse and bullshit adventure game and i kind of love it because of that but god its possibly the most infuriating experience possible
@firstname.lastname@example.org can the slot be filled by a cup of something almost, but not entirely unlike tea
@InspectorCaracal i suppose so
@email@example.com oh WAIT i misread your original post and thought it said 'has' instead of 'has had'
that's even better, i love it
@firstname.lastname@example.org like i thought you were suggesting an inventory slot that is filled with either 'no tea' or 'a cup of tea', not that the slot frees up after you've gotten to drink a cup of tea, which is infinitely better
@InspectorCaracal honestly i kinda like having a special tea-only slot in the inventory too
but unlocking inventory slots when you drink tea is true to life
@email@example.com I love it
I want to use this idea someday
@codl My favorite part of that game was that "no tea" was a real inventory item. You could, at any point, obtain tea simply by dropping "no tea".
To this day, I love this idea so much. That you don't need to obtain something, but simply divest yourself of the fact of not having it.
@codl evoked: inventory can contain both tea and no tea if common sense = 0 and enlightenment = 1
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