i think garfield eats should expand to my city

i just want some absurdly expensive garfield shaped pizza

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im on the garfield eats website and their "Garfield Gherita" pizza boasts "low carbohydrate for weight loss"

it's a pizza. it's a margherita pizza. like 75% of it is bread

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it also says "May help with bone strength" and i guess i never considered garfield-shaped pizza as a source of calcium

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