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i will never back down on this. mayo is the most boring condiment

and i have found the most boring way to split my follower base into two

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@codl salt would like to have a word with you

@Vordus hey honestly i agree. but ketchup is not as boring

@Vordus @codl vs "we blended some eggs up in a jar of vinegar"

@codl mayo has the magical property that if you put the right amount, it affects the flavor almost not at all (and I am saying this as someone who likes mayo); but if you use too much the food is ruined.

@codl mayo belongs on fries, to offset the salt and delicious maillard

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