thinking too hard about little Inferno speedruns 

getting to the end of the game with the hug coupon is an interesting routing challenge because it takes up precious inventory space that could instead be ticking a delivery down

999 coins, 99 stamps, and golden borders, I cannot imagine a run successfully getting without a tiresome 10-15+ minute grinding section at the end

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requiring 999 coins and 99 stamps is silly though. it's not hard or interesting logistically, it's just busywork

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my hope (and please dont tell me whether this is true or not) is that there is a hug% speedrun category for little inferno

anything: has a luck-based outcome that can be retried indefinitely
me: behold! the originale boxe of loote

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i have spent an embarassing amount of time burning through sets of blocks looking for that letter X yall

this is the original lootbox

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@ada i dont know how i could survive without the newest season of the simpsons (grins to camera) (audience laughter)

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you cant trust urban dictionary, "e" only has "ecstasy" as its 7th place definition, behind three versions of the markiplier farquaad meme, another e meme that ive never seen before, and two nonsense ones

choose two:

- jumping into light fierce
- stale bread
- water without any ice
- the newest season of the simpsons
- dirt

@aeonofdiscord these people should get their pirate bay account suspended

i have been informed that it is already illegal

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man it should be illegal to release a pirated movie with "BDRip" in the filename and have it be like 300 pixels tall, dogg if it's that small i don't care where you ripped it from

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very tall datacenter... with a very big door...

the first part of this is true

I just wanted to try green apple fanta, I didn't know it'd come from the US

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