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man the unterzee might be scary and all that but at least when i read the newspaper it makes my terror go down

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normal games, when you break out of the map: crash, soft lock, or maybe respawn you

sunless sea, when you wander out of the map: fuck you. you lose half your crew and gain 50 terror. i'm taking you to a port that is nowhere near where you were and that does not sell fuel. good luck getting back to london lol

cant decide on which food crime to commit tonight

sometimes a family can just be two cloisters

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If you get engaged to someone who you're marrying for the money, does that make them your financée?

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dont understand why my names post from saturday got so popular

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what would be some good things for a game over screen to say. i have a bigass text file of these from nullpointer but i want to refresh it.

some favorites from "game-overs.txt" include:

"TRY AGAIN WITH GREATER KNOWLEDGE. ABSOLVE YOURSELF OF FAILURE."

"YOUR DEFEAT IS BUT A MISSTEP IN A GRANDER DESIGN"

"YOU ARE FREE OF TORMENT. REJOICE."

"LIFE STOPPAGE IN VIDEOGAME WORLD"

"YOU TRIED AND I'M PROUD OF YOU"

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@ary bon sinon c'est quand que je me fais embaucher par service public point fr

not for the position of batman. batmans aren't elected they are made

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