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can anyone recommend software for parsing logs in real time and sending them to a database that is not logstash

re news link 

i dont like that the article actually describes how to light your house on fire like the tiktok teens do

lol at US plugs letting you do that though

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mention of naughty bits, news link 

sounds like a regular friday night am i right ha ha ha (s: gizmodo.com/tiktok-teens-are-d )

re: vaguely lewd, flat earth, free's speach, chess 

short version is dang, people debating flat earthers on lichess org a website about chess are really bad at making a salient point

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re: vaguely lewd, flat earth, free's speach, chess 

I want to rant about this thread but 500 characters isn't enough

mods!!!!

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re: vaguely lewd, flat earth, free's speach, chess 

real talk though "conspiracy theories are false flags" is the galaxy brain of conspiracy theories

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vaguely lewd, re: flat earth, free's speach, chess 

"Flat-earthing" sounds like a cool new sex move

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flat earth, free's speach, chess 

lichess is a website about chess and the lichess forum is a forum about chess

i dont get it cos for me the fun of saltybet is in discovering the roster of wild ass broken fighters, and there's nothing wild or ass about randomly picked fft characters. but also i play pokemon saltybet for hours on end sometimes so i should not be listened to

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why are seven hundred people watching final fantasy tactics saltybet. thats more than regular saltybet

quote out of context 

"sheep, which are like the boats of the land" - Paul Saunders, 2020

maybe a bit salty 

folks i am just not a fan of buying a thing and instead of a manual it comes with a slip of paper saying "install smart phone app pleabse [qr code emoji]" and then the app asks for every single permission and three e-mail addresses and prompt you to name your thing "black diamond" or "incognito" before it will tell you how to turn off the thing

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Do you know who would make for good SSBU DLC? Garet from the Golden Sun games, of course!

hey uh. i dont want to embarass you or anything but (whispering) your hitbox is showing

or maybe "ways to actively subvert the dev team having thought of everything"

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yall ever think how people be like "the dev team thinks of everything" but seemingly 33% of actionable nethack knowledge is "things that the dev team didnt think of"

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