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me graduating from c+ to b-: hooray! I'm an epic gamer!
me after playing three matches in b-: I am not an epic gamer. I donot belong in this rank

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it is however really funny to watch them patiently ink every cm²

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sorry is this salty? i might be a little salty over the explicitly not-competitive mode

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when im playing survival but the team is playing creative

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watching a replay of a lost turf war game to improve, and absolutely losing it as i watch two of my teammates meticulously ink the left 20% of the map for the first minute of the game while me and the other teammate try and fail to keep the other team from setting camp at mid and getting comfortable

then watching a replay of the next lost game and seeing the exact same thing take place with completely different teammates

everyone clowning on the 17 farming games but no one talking about the one where you farm friends

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ey i just watched the ninteno direct. how come no-one mentioned pikmin 4

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codl but youre allergic 2 bees's choices:

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