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im going to trans your gender

this image is funnier when you consider that this is egypt and it hadn't snowed for 112 years before then. literally a once in a lifetime opportunity

Hello Mastodon! I wish you a fantastic day, and I give you... Well, not a puppy, but something almost as great:

when a programming snake needs rest, is it slee.py?

y’all ever heard of dogs

Hehehehe.... woter

SANS COCK

wafflebutt

it's doggo time

picrews never have raccoon options and that's homophobia against me specifically

treehouse of horror idea: milkhouse. its milhouse but hes made of milk and its fucking terrifying

how can i be a socialist if im antisocial...............

jimmy eat rich

i know mind-readers arent real because if they tried to read my mind they would immediately get a migraine and pass out because i am incapable of spending any length of time not thinking

neck..

STRETCHE