someone in the star trek universe having a house that is entirely a holodeck on the inside, and the internal layout of the house looks perfectly normal except the rooms shift around to different locations when you leave them

"where's the bathroom?"

"second door on the right"



"hey i checked the second door on the right and it was a pantry"

"did you try the first door?"

"yeah. same pantry"

"oh. maybe it was on the lef-"

"literally the exact same pantry???"

ah to live in a house of only pantries.

"fuck it im shitting outside in ur rose bushes"

@Lumb good luck finding out which room contains the front door ;)

any wall is a front door if you're determined enough

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