Softwarewolf @faoluin@chitter.xyz

o shit do these count I may need to commission more

Wolves, of course, are made of Wolfram.

Also known as Tungsten because of their habit of licking people.

Foxes, as we all know, are made of fox.

Or, to be more technical, the element Foxygen. (Symbol Fox, Atomic Weight 15.996i)

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Ever wanted to harness the power of a housecat in your adventures?

Now you too can spend decades studying the intricacies of arcane magic in order to force someone to remain seated in a non-hostile manner.

Heh, so apparently some apartments and condo buildings don't offer wired internet connections in units anymore.

They just tell residents to connect to a Wifi network the building has.

Talk about a security nightmare.

A group of Star Wars pilots mostly known for speaking with strong Irish or Scottish accents:

Brogue Squadron

thinking about self driving cars, but the cars are longer, with capacity for about 90 people per car. and maybe we could simplify the decision-making of the AI by providing a set path and schedule that they would adhere to. perhaps a physical mechanism on which the self-driving car could always be on, something like a rail to minimize them going off path and being a danger to cyclists or pedestrians. anyone in Silicon Valley want to fund this? we could even chain the cars together to maximize efficiency.

Started working on the next Ubuntu animal illustration. 😎
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I kinda want to see a movie scene where two 'dudes' (like Bill and Ted type of 'dudes') land on an alien planet and they get spotted and it goes like:

👽 Local: "Ack! ALIENS!"
Dude A: "nah dude, you're the alien."
Dude B "wait, we like.. came to their planet, right? So like.. !! dude, WE'RE the space aliens, dude!! We're space aliens!"
Dude A: "......... duuuuuuuude!!"