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What was the first *real* program you've ever written?

"It's Japan, what more do you want?"

"I want more Beastars dammit"

please consider: a synthetic lizard person basking in sunlight on a rock, with solar panels fully deployed

Would you smooch a werewolf?

I still laugh every time I remember someone suggesting 'lorj' as the opposit of 'smol'.

IRC users probably remember how much large trout slaps

The tide turns at last. The Unconquered Night was born in June and its power has grown to match and exceed that of the Day.

The Rule of Darkness Begins.

My dream kitchen will include a sink with a foot pedal, so I can turn the water on without touching the tap with my grimy paws.

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"What a year, huh?"
"Captain, it's September."

*Gives you a puppy* Keep it secret, keep it safe


I think I'm gonna take a break from cabbage and try gitting gud at something different: chicken soup.

Mine always comes out a bit thin, with the chicken overcooked and the broth flavorless. I think I just need to get the cook time of the chicken down, and adjust the amounts of seasonings I use. My goal is to make good, flavorful soup without resorting to bouillion cubes if I can.


"Type of conditional expression cannot be determined because there is no implicit conversion between 'method group' and 'method group'"

Thanks, C#. :blobfoxgoogly:

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