Heli 🦨 @heli@chitter.xyz

Boltund Learned Agility

Consider: dozens of small fennecs having fun ringing singing bowls 😊

Yeah my computer POSTs

Puppy
On
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I guess I'm old enough now where I can spout facts like "Well screensavers are called that because back in the day we used CRTs and if you left the same image up, it would literally burn into the screen" and either blow the minds of or supremely bore the youth

I haven't even seen the new season but for some reason I made this anyway

#Huevember day 26 for @68kHeart!

#MastoArt #CreativeToots
#ArtWithOpenSource #Inkscape

so y'all know the longstanding advice to troll your anti-vaxx relatives by donating to unicef or whatever in their name for vaccines

and y'all also know the scammy services that are all PAY THIS AND GET ONE SQUARE FOOT OF SCOTLAND AND BECOME A LORD OR LADY!!!!

so

if we combine the sentiment from the first with the product from the second

is this the ultimate way to troll your left-wing friends? you just get them one of these bullshit titles with a tiny slice of scotland?

that way whenever they make a bad take you can just hit them with a oh so that's what the landed gentry says,

RT @glacier_clear@twitter.com

this is literally so stupid

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/glacier_clear/status/1332544675044061184

There’s a certain smug egotism among liberals and even a lot of “leftists” that assumes they have achieved the objectively perfect proportion of reason and compassion, and they will react with extreme violence towards anyone who doubts them. And I just don’t vibe with that, sorry.

valid for us-east-1 to take self-care days

*snifsnifsnif*
*walks up to you*
*snifsnifs you*
i smell a fren :3

can't remember if i posted this old thing on this account yet and i'm too lazy to check pfft

synthi x korki, because why nOT

When websites say "use our app, it's much better", they mean better for them, not you.

"In heraldry, the term pizzled (or vilené in French blazon) indicates the depiction or inclusion of an animate charge's genitalia, especially if colored (or "tinctured") differently.
The bear in the coat of arms of Appenzell is represented pizzled, and omission of this feature was seen as a grave insult. In 1579, the pizzle was forgotten by the printer of a calendar printed in Saint Gallen, which brought Appenzell to the brink of war with Saint Gallen."