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Consider: dozens of small fennecs having fun ringing singing bowls 😊

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Yeah my computer POSTs

Puppy
On
Small
Table

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I guess I'm old enough now where I can spout facts like "Well screensavers are called that because back in the day we used CRTs and if you left the same image up, it would literally burn into the screen" and either blow the minds of or supremely bore the youth

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I haven't even seen the new season but for some reason I made this anyway

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so y'all know the longstanding advice to troll your anti-vaxx relatives by donating to unicef or whatever in their name for vaccines

and y'all also know the scammy services that are all PAY THIS AND GET ONE SQUARE FOOT OF SCOTLAND AND BECOME A LORD OR LADY!!!!

so

if we combine the sentiment from the first with the product from the second

is this the ultimate way to troll your left-wing friends? you just get them one of these bullshit titles with a tiny slice of scotland?

that way whenever they make a bad take you can just hit them with a oh so that's what the landed gentry says,

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That Badger looks so tired...

RT @CBPolt@twitter.com

Confitebor tibi, pater: Reynard the fox asks his nephew Grimbard the badger to hear his confession for his grievous sins. Chromolithograph by Christian Votteler for Max Barack's edition of Reineke Fuchs, ca. 1895.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CBPolt/status/1332

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pol rant, maybe a subtoot 

There’s a certain smug egotism among liberals and even a lot of “leftists” that assumes they have achieved the objectively perfect proportion of reason and compassion, and they will react with extreme violence towards anyone who doubts them. And I just don’t vibe with that, sorry.

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valid for us-east-1 to take self-care days

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*snifsnifsnif*
*walks up to you*
*snifsnifs you*
i smell a fren :3

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nsfw furry art, boys making out (and then some), that sweet sweet fox on skunk action 

can't remember if i posted this old thing on this account yet and i'm too lazy to check pfft

synthi x korki, because why nOT :blobeyes:

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big fact, but the www is kinda cool...at least the www that isn't corperate

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When websites say "use our app, it's much better", they mean better for them, not you.

covid 

After waiting 7 hours and paying $50 for a covid test, got an ad to get tested often because it's easy and free.

I feel mocked.

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animal genitalia on flags 

"In heraldry, the term pizzled (or vilené in French blazon) indicates the depiction or inclusion of an animate charge's genitalia, especially if colored (or "tinctured") differently.
The bear in the coat of arms of Appenzell is represented pizzled, and omission of this feature was seen as a grave insult. In 1579, the pizzle was forgotten by the printer of a calendar printed in Saint Gallen, which brought Appenzell to the brink of war with Saint Gallen."

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