May 🐉 @may@chitter.xyz

@embr Let's make every year the year of the dragon

Dragon fact: dragons like being petted.

In unrelated news, please pet me

nyoooooooooooom

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It me

I made it out of the frying pan...

And into another frying pan.

My Splatoon 2 posters arrived

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All the stuff about me not drinking alcohol for my health?

Fuck it. I'm a quitter, a failure and I might as well continue to dig the hole I'm in as there's no way out.

I might just go to the staff do partly to chill with colleagues I like but mostly to get shitfaced and numb the pain of my mental state right now.

“What’s your favourite colour?”

“No.”

Someone please perma-ban the sun

Sorry not sorry for all the Splatoon 2 content, it's a big day for the game with both the Final Fest ending and it being the game's second anniversary.

At least the addressed the possibilty of an Off the Hook break-up and confirmed that won't happen.

I hope.

Aw man, the conversation almost made me cry.

Well done Chaos.

I'm excited to see where the Splatoon series goes from here, because I trust Amano and crew to come up with something better with the third game, whenever that arrives.