May! @may@chitter.xyz

hank hill bowser

🤝

bwah

also this lizard is gay as hell and so am i

remember to dab when you sneeze

I learned this morning that the "the goose is an SJW" thing is actually about a tweet where the developers said that in the world of the game, a goose scared Margaret Thatcher out of office leading to a permanent leftist government in the UK, which I think is much funnier than the anti-goose game backlash coming from nowhere at all

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Enbies are destroying the need to emphasize both of these concepts. Thank an enby today

also for your consideration:

studded collar for dergy, but pink

@interneteh @ajroach42 I went too far

Have you considered owning a dragon? They're surprisingly easy and safe to handle once you've bolted down all your furniture and installed a fire extinguisher in every room