May! @may@chitter.xyz

Tacos and sandwiches are the same damn things

that "you're just mad because I can do things with these guitar hands you'll never do, you're gay" Xbox Live voice message but it's the opening to Coheed & Cambria's Welcome Home

doing some research

why the fuck are anthro birds so goddamn cute

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

hank hill bowser

🤝

bwah

also this lizard is gay as hell and so am i

remember to dab when you sneeze

I learned this morning that the "the goose is an SJW" thing is actually about a tweet where the developers said that in the world of the game, a goose scared Margaret Thatcher out of office leading to a permanent leftist government in the UK, which I think is much funnier than the anti-goose game backlash coming from nowhere at all

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Enbies are destroying the need to emphasize both of these concepts. Thank an enby today