ah yes, my favourite sonic character,
your mole girlfriend, whom takes extra care to blunt her claws just to the right amount so she can give you comfy back scratches w/o it hurting
you and your mole girlfriend spent an extensive amount of time shopping online for a sizeable tablet so she has something to contact you with that she can comfortably hold and use (bc big claws)
only when it arrives does it dawn on both of you that she wouldnt be able to use the touchscreen. no matter though; you both decide to spend the next couple days crafting a custom pair of touchscreen gloves to go over her claws 💜
you can tell when your mole girlfriend is trying to be subtle about wanting a kiss from you bc she'll make little sniffy noises at you while shes leaning on your shoulder gently,
she'll even pretend to be surprised as if she wasnt expecting the kiss, just because she knows it makes you happy from how cute the entire situation is
idk if i know any friends who care about wolfgang voigt's GAS project as much as i do but, still eeee new album already
oh /fuck/ are we just gonna be getting a new GAS album every year now?
folks i thought i saw a cat in a window but when i got closer it was just a bottle of water and i feel lied to
jolly bungo, the big creamy lad
and inserted cabbages into people's inventories, ofc,
my skyrim playing adventure pretty much went the same as any forward thinking persons skyrim adventure.
I took everything that wasn't locked down and then dropped all of it on the nearest king,
its not a crime to check out what's jangling about in them there pockets!
ok it is, but, not in video game land
I feel like if you don't actually take anything from the pickpocketees inventory, they shouldn't attack you
and yes, I tried doing this repeatedly
my khajiit girl was very determined to insert a cabbage into someone's hammerspace
*sneaks up behind someone*
*reverse pickpockets them via putting a cabbage in their inventory*
" YOU'LL ROT IN HELL FOR THAT"
*starts being attacked purely for putting a cabbage in someone's pockets*