Bad brain vent 

Me: I will drink some extra caffeine to fight off this funky depressive spiral and actually focus on my work
Brain: You can focus...
Me: Yes?
Brain: On the depressive spiral. Have a blessed day! 😊

What if instead of rat i became funny internet monkey 🐒

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Warrior cats shit post 

"Get in the robot Lionblaze, or we'll make Jayfeather do it again."

Birdsite content 

Cant believe mbmbam referenced ccclub yesterday

Birdsite content 

Why i stopped "packing"
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RT @dril
kneading my dick and nuts like a wad of dough on a bench at pay less shoe store. i do not appear to be enjoying myself. im frowning actually
twitter.com/dril/status/736538

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Tired: invertebrate
Wired: nonbone-ary

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another fine evening drinking with my friends (all complimentary adventurer classes) at our favorite tavern. it sure would suck if a plot hook happened to us

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HIDEAKI ANNO YOU CHEEKY BASTARD YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT NOTICE YOU USED THE EVA ANGEL THREAT MUSIC IN YOUR SHIN GODZILLA FILM

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L O FUCKING L dragoneer bought furaffinity from IMVU at great personal expense just so he could go back to being "the guy who owns FA" and keep his zoo/pedo friends on staff and not update the code thats been held together by duct tape since 2005.

Dysphoria you get after getting a gender confirmation surgery is like getting a premium dlc/expansion pack. Same gameplay experience in a new environment!

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when you finally get grs 

cuntgratulations!!!

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i tried to play QWOP but i just couldn't get it running

Wtf is wrong with me that I can have 3 coffees and a red bull and STILL my body says "time for a midday nap now"

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Poetry, trans stuff 

Okay. I may change a word or two as I keep reading it aloud but this is more or less finished

Here's some raw feelings

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Weed 

When the edible hits and Stardew Valley becomes anti-aliased

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Polyamory: It takes 2 to tango but 16 to fill a good TF2 lobby.

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