Scratch @scratch@chitter.xyz

Me: I will drink some extra caffeine to fight off this funky depressive spiral and actually focus on my work
Brain: You can focus...
Me: Yes?
Brain: On the depressive spiral. Have a blessed day! 😊

What if instead of rat i became funny internet monkey 🐒

"Get in the robot Lionblaze, or we'll make Jayfeather do it again."

Cant believe mbmbam referenced ccclub yesterday

Why i stopped "packing"
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RT @dril
kneading my dick and nuts like a wad of dough on a bench at pay less shoe store. i do not appear to be enjoying myself. im frowning actually
https://twitter.com/dril/status/736538198910873600

HIDEAKI ANNO YOU CHEEKY BASTARD YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT NOTICE YOU USED THE EVA ANGEL THREAT MUSIC IN YOUR SHIN GODZILLA FILM

L O FUCKING L dragoneer bought furaffinity from IMVU at great personal expense just so he could go back to being "the guy who owns FA" and keep his zoo/pedo friends on staff and not update the code thats been held together by duct tape since 2005.

Dysphoria be like: you look like this now

Dysphoria you get after getting a gender confirmation surgery is like getting a premium dlc/expansion pack. Same gameplay experience in a new environment!

Wtf is wrong with me that I can have 3 coffees and a red bull and STILL my body says "time for a midday nap now"

When the edible hits and Stardew Valley becomes anti-aliased