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one can forget but im just reminded of a university event when the old chestnut of "if you were an animal what would you be" and im just like. i have thought about this. i know much more about this than any of you judging from the way you're approaching the question

he's a bird, he's a gay bird, he's a bird who is painting his fingernails??? it's a cut between the actual entity typing and the projected entity as to imply something about their relationship and I can be reasonably confident several people will understand

im just so glad people online take me seriously

Do you think I could sell an essay to VICE on this point

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it is very strange to have another animal identity after more than a decade of a primary one

the work toward presenting my gender as "male, but bird" continues gradually

im gonna paint my fingernails yellow like my beak

seasonal depression is stupid. we shouldn't live there. we should go closer to the equator

the real problem with websites offering me cookies is that I love cookies. and yes I know they're bad for me but I can't resist. i can't resist when they're giving me cookies, sometimes.

As yet unclear if there are more categories of gender like Healer or Wizard

OFFENSIVE GENDERS unconsciously center themselves around a powerful GENDER CRYSTAL. It may be blue or pink. Attaching themselves to this, they struggle to direct the power of GENDER, and may not like the effects it gives them, or seek to muffle the power of the CRYSTAL completely. Happily, once they become aware of it, they can more consciously work to channel the GENDER POWER.

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DEFENSIVE GENDERS contain subtle liminal gender-essences which are contained by easy-to-construct hard plates of stereotypy. Eventually shedding these plates for powerful lightweight ones, they use agility in the early game and build strength later.

imma write an essay on "offensive" and "defensive" gender and people are initially upset until they find out I am referring to gender like a big mech you fight in

i guess this makes me gay to 80% of people no matter how I think about it

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