generic names for when irl quidditch gets sued
quidditch: squishy
snitch: mitch
seeker: mitchfinder
chaser: quarterback
quaffle: queefle
keeper: the eternal sentinel of the hoop
bludger: badger 🦡 (emoji is part of the name)
beater: terf-hunter
broomstick: rake
generic names for when irl quidditch gets sued
@spiders So there's Badger 🦡 Badger 🦡
but no Mushroom 🍄 ?
generic names for when irl quidditch gets sued
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