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generic names for when irl quidditch gets sued 

quidditch: squishy

snitch: mitch
seeker: mitchfinder

chaser: quarterback
quaffle: queefle
keeper: the eternal sentinel of the hoop

bludger: badger 🦡 (emoji is part of the name)
beater: terf-hunter

broomstick: rake

generic names for when irl quidditch gets sued 

@spiders So there's Badger 🦡 Badger 🦡

but no Mushroom 🍄 ?

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