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psa: if you wanna try ableton live 10 you can claim a lifetime serial for live 10 lite for free until the end of december

live 10 lite is what i currently use, and while its confusing, i like it alot.

"this whole thing smacks of revisionism" i holler as i overturn humpty dumpty and turn the ring around o' rosies into the ring around o' Shit

generic names for when irl quidditch gets sued 

quidditch: squishy

snitch: mitch
seeker: mitchfinder

chaser: quarterback
quaffle: queefle
keeper: the eternal sentinel of the hoop

bludger: badger 🦡 (emoji is part of the name)
beater: terf-hunter

broomstick: rake

ok im done sorry i just had to get that out of my system

[look around you voice] biting's primary use, of course, is for communication

WOW scary monsters & nice sprites is turning 10 on october 22

the 287 words every girl wants to have whispered in her ear 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been

flu vaccine reminder 

reminder to get your flu vaccine. now is the ideal time to do it in terms of timing, it will last thru flu season.

you really really do not want to have more opportunities to develop flu-like symptoms and be questioning whether its a cold, or influenza, or if its actually covid.

getting a flu vaccine is a vital part of helping stop covid-19.

can opener bridge is the most jon boisian piece of architecture of our time

it is a *treasure*

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i hope can opener bridge continues to exist perpetually in the 17776/20020 timeline

the osciloscope in newer versions of lsdj is so good

with this one small change they've just made lsdj so much easier to use and understand

ah yes, the 6 basic waveforms of electronic music

sphere wave
tetrahedron wave
cube wave
octahedron wave
dodecahedron wave
icosahedron wave

just finished my latest track, "saw it out the window."

its a horror story told thru sound. headphones recommended. happy october 🎃

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