something is absolutely fucked and the systemd that used to be my container's init is completely hung in a syscall
dmesg contains hung task warnings
I don't think I have any choice but to reboot the hypervisor, which will cause everyone else's stuff to go down
[25898187.912585] TCP: request_sock_TCP: Possible SYN flooding on port 443. Sending cookies. Check SNMP counters.
ah, the fediverse.