Petra, softness element cutie @BatElite@chitter.xyz

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Hey here's my fursona Petra:

-Bat, not otherwise specified.
-Sex/gender changes along with my fluidity, but a girl the majority of the time. Same with pronouns (going between they/them and she/her, but either is good usually).
-Very affectionate, will likely hug you and more if you allow them/her to.
-Probably likes singing.
-The hair is a recent development. I don't have a lot of suitable art to show.

Second image is by @softgoat@computerfairi.es who is wonderful. 💜

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How can 3 onions turn into so little stuff?

I feel there's a law of conservation of onion being broken here

The smell has taken on a strong component that is very weird for an onion to have

Onion caramelising in progress

"Maybe we just have to reduce the monster energy down into a delightful sauce."

A doo wop, a doobie doo wop
A doo wop, a doobie doo wop
A doo wop, a doobie doo wop
King. Of. Lim. Bo.

Just found out about the venus girdle, basically a translucent and biolumenescent ribbon for an animal

I feel like the oceans should be credited with inventing abstract art really

Limbo Of The Lost couldn't have ended better than it did

10/10 ending for the context

awa

So if jorts are a diminuitive version of jeans, it stands to reason there's a similar (possibly extinct) relative of shorts called sheans.

Apparently I'm watching thereportoftheweek again

He seems to have gotten pretty jaded

the having of legs

"So not being poisonous is a very good reason to make a sausage out of it"

The mortifying ordeal of people seeing your art

And I'm never gonna commemorate highly esteemed deeds again

Irradiated feet have got no honour

*the saxophone part cuts in because I don't know how to continue the bit*

beings of indeterminate gender's night out

space station thirteen, the only game where you can file bug reports about as-fast-as-you-can-click monkey screams, invisible items, and buttbots escaping containment back to back