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Me: "this is my wife"
Wife, smiling serenely, slightly intimidating due to the intensity of her stare, but approachable: "Hello. It's a pleasure."
Me: "And this is my EX wife"
The exact same woman but now with a black flaming aura around her, with a quiet, piercing glare, as a unique boss theme plays: "you think yourself prepared...? Pathetic..."

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the existence of radiohead implies the existence of videohead, which in turn implies that videohead killed radiohead, and got away scott free with the murder, and nobody even suspects them
in this essay i will - *is dragged off stage by mysterious black suited men*

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(bad joke) how do you tell the difference between a european hedgehog and an american hedgehog 

the european one will run at 50hz, and the american one at 60hz.

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what you’re referring to as florence, is in fact, florence/the machine, or as i’ve recently taken to calling it, florence plus the machine

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polyglot.city closing down 

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not up to keeping polyglot.city running any more.

The cost of hosting is quadrupling, which either requires me to organize ongoing fundraising to cover the extra costs or to migrate the instance to another host. I have no capacity to do either in my current stress and mental situation.

Thus polyglot.city will close down on 31/10/2022.

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What is so illuminating about the Musk messages is just how unimpressive, unimaginative, and sycophantic the powerful men in Musk’s contacts appear to be. Whoever said there are no bad ideas in brainstorming never had access to Elon Musk’s phone.

The guy is and always has been a con artist. He is a mediocre, probably sub mediocre, white man who has failed upward his whole life on the backs of far less privileged people who he openly mocks and oppresses. He should be stripped of his wealth.

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Indigenous land defenders fighting Trans Mountain pipeline face jail time and need cash to fight an upcoming court case.

gofundme.com/f/protect-sqeqpet

okay one thing that's annoying me slightly about pokemon alpha sapphire is that i forget that poison is a thing and it doesn't do anything to remind me that my pokemon is poisoned after the battle. hhhh.

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Mutual aid request 

Found a car that might work! I'm very anxious about what might be wrong with it because it's only $1500 but I really just need it for a few months. I will find out what kind of down payment I need but so far I'm at $55/500.

paypal.me/rwcarlisle
Venmo: @robertwcarlisle
Cashapp: $rwcarlisle

#mutualaid

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Please unlearn the harmful conditioning you've received your whole life. No authority but yourself. Your life is your own.

plus i got like 50 fuckin regular pokeballs so, fuck it

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"ren you're supposed to weaken a pokemon before trying to capture it"
yeah
i know

but my entire team is many many many levels above this wild pokemon and even a weak, type disadvantage move without STAB would probably kill the poor bastard in one.

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currently stomping all over team aqua lmao. archie suuuuucks. doofus pirate wannabe dickhead.

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Why do they call it pulse audio when you pulse the of source and no pulse of sink output device audio
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Gary Busey makes an understandable mistake while introducing himself.

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myth: "lawful" (as in "lawful good") refers specifically to the laws of society

reality: "lawful" just means "follows a moral code" without specifying which one. for example, members of the mafia are a common example of "lawful evil" despite being organized criminals

therefore: lawful good paladin fighting against oppressive governments/cops/etc? (adds to mental list of "characters i think are cool but i'll never play")

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