Ingredients would be vanilla ice cream, gold peak sweet tea, and cinnamon
the character, not me irl. my birthday is in a month
she turns 26
>"so you're saying that the other platforms are inferior?"
>too late now
>reporter asks a simple question
>"why won't you allow crossplay between xbox one, switch, and pc?"
>i start sweating and shaking
>can't hold eye contact anymore
>notice i'm taking too long to answer and making things awkward
>whisper to myself "c'mon answer their question"
>reporter asks "say again? i couldn't hear you..."
>"p-playstation is the best place to play!"
>fuck that's just a PR slogan, not an answer.
me: "i have a hair straightener"
twitter advertisement harassment bots: "please buy another hair straightener"
archers and mages are limited to big tiddie girls in skimpy outfits while your warriors and tanks all look like their name is Mr. Shoulders.