my girlfriend @ShiningWing just said to me "Thinking of using the Wii as a DVD player so I can watch SpongeBob" which is not a sentence I ever expected to hear in my life

with android emulation on windows, they can finally ship the proper version of candy crush with #Window11, revolutionary!

my favourite game theory is the idea that when the g-man from half life refers to his "employers" he is talking about valve software

two lesbians sitting in a hot tub, 5 feet apart because neither of them know if the other is flirting with them or not.

Google just announced a new major Android redesign and I can't stop thinking about the Twitter reply that said "I couldn’t even read the clock on half of those demo screens"

That says it all, really

Remember when Google actually cared about readability and contrast and guidelines?

bad leftist idea of the day: make it absurdly expensive to access academic papers, but this time as a way to make sure infohazards only affect the rich

i would eat the puyos from puyo puyo

boost this toot if you would eat the puyos from puyo puyo

Delete Chrome. Now.

Google is using its exceptionally powerful position to make *the browser itself* analyze your browsing behavior and serve that on a plate in the form of "cohorts" to anyone interested.

They are transforming Chrome into a "browsing-history-passport" - right now.

If you care about your intellectual freedom even a little bit, you must put Chrome out of your life as soon as possible. Support others doing the same.


The problem with April Fools is its a lotta effort and talent to make a convincing fake product or project. Energy you could put into something like your actual project. At best you're wasting resources from your main thing and at worst you make something that's actually interesting but can never work on cuz it was a "joke."

liking posts on social media can suck bc its metric for post popularity, but it's also the coolest way to interact for someone with social anxiety/rsd/low social energy

you mean i can just? communicate that i read and enjoyed what they said without racking my brain for a good reply?? i don't have to use my words??? coolest shit ever i love it

not to be tankiepilled on main or anything but I feel like it's worth mentioning that the U.S. has, in -very recent memory in fact-, contrived massive human rights abuses that weren't actually happening to justify sanctions, war and forceful regime change abroad.

cishets: love on first sight doesn't exist
ND queers: omg, she said hi, im gonna fucking marry her shes my gay wife

you know that story that seemingly all americans teach their kids: how the concept of money today came from some earlier form of bartering economies?

yea that's completely made up.

Things autism research could be about:

- How does autism radar work?
- Do we have an easier time communucating with other autistics because our ways of communication are similar, or because we've all had to learn to accomodate the people we're talking to?
- What can be done to prevent and treat autistic burnout?
- What even *is* autistic burnout exactly?
- What effects does masking have on your mental health?
- What autistic traits are actually traits of autism, and which ones are trauma responses?
- How is a non-traumatized autistic brain work?
- How can we better accomodate autistic people?

What autism research is about:
- How do we make the autistic people stop existing?

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