Markus @SwooshyCueb@chitter.xyz

you ever see some ascii art on your tl that doesn't work, but it comes from different fedi software, so you click through to the source instance and it still doesn't work

The city council of Somerville, MA just voted unanimously to remove the limit of two people in a domestic partnership, effectively providing legal recognition to polyamorous relationships.

https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/20200701/somerville-votes-to-recognize-polyamorous-domestic-partnerships-it-is-one-of-first-in-nation

via @Stronae

still happy with this one

literally everything about lucario’s design, from the weird legs to half of their body mass being butt, screams “this little fucker will never sit down in a chair normally”

and that’s why being a lucario is gay culture. thank u

if you ever need a dirt cheap USB camera module without any fancy optics or features, just search for OV5640

Git Repo of Police Brutality During the 2020 George Floyd Protests
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23693650
#hackernews #tech

here's the thing about pokemon

that's me

https://twitter.com/ZUNDERRAT/status/1277895704917106688

absolutely surreal to see the garbage mainline reporting on it. ex: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/29/chop-chaz-shooting-seattle-police-free-zone

> Officers said in a police blog that at about 3am on Monday, a white Jeep Cherokee SUV was reported near a Chop concrete barrier that surrounds the protest area. Several unidentified people then fired shots into the vehicle.

never mentioned that the folks driving the SUV opened fire first with automatic weaponry, in two drive-bys. activists are never quoted, only the police account is used.

this kind of bogus media serves as cover for the upcoming clearing of the CHAZ and the reclamation of the police precinct. it’s so bland and naked. absolutely headfucked.

#Firefox 78.0 Released - Also Serves As The Newest ESR Version http://www.tuxmachines.org/node/139285#comment-25630 #mozilla #gnu #linux

how do you not fail the first test chamber in half life i keep retrying but the resonance cascade happens every time :(

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your phone when you check telegram

RT @usagi_shima@twitter.com https://twitter.com/usagi_shima/status/1277970922364792832

this social distancing thing is really cutting into my hobby of standing uncomfortably close to people

sick of all these amateur vampire hunters going around with little piddly scraps of wood like "aHA tHis is yoUr oNe wEaknEss" mfers like yknow back in the days those things were made of iron and like six feet long and were just to pin the corpse into their own grave so they couldn't go walkabouts at night

since i still haven't had my coffee yet. heres my "before i've had my coffee opinion" of the day: people shouldnt use roman numerals in like, a name of something, like an abbreviation. e.g. Mac OS X and RISC-V. also the college in my town that uses a roman numeral in its name except, the name is supposed to be a pronounceable acronym?? thats an extra layer of bad

lets see if i still have this opinion after i've had the coffee

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yelling "KNZK" or "BOFA BABES" on the timeline is the closest thing to football teams that mastodon has

imagine waving a real tail