Markus @SwooshyCueb@chitter.xyz

"Men are always alright. Right up until they pull the trigger. And then we watch the neighbors solemnly march out to the news cameras to tell us: 'He was such a nice, quiet guy.'"

-- Evelyn Marsh, Twin Peaks S02E11 (1990)

I got Voyager to sign my headphones

What if you could switch off the combat in ODST and just watch the aliens roam about the city

Brave is showing up in my newsfeeds again, so

Periodic reminder that Brendan Eich, the CEO of Brave Software, is a homophobe who donates to anti-LGBT organizations.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't use the browser. But you should probably be wary of any monetization attempts, since we know where that money will go.

Chekov's elevator maintenance hatch

@TheBlackParrot https://weirder.earth/@RadiantEmber/103139315801745205

Before I could really unpack that, someone else held another paper towel over my nose and it was soaked with choloroform.

That's all I remember.

During the dance, Vinny discretely hands me this paper towel he had written a message on. It said "unless it's absolutely necessary, forget about undiscovery"

(My parents had disappeared from the dream at this point.) We split up into groups of four and started doing this circle dance thing.

And then I was in this room with a bunch of artists. Some of them I knew or recognized, some I did not. But Vinny from everymanHYBRID was there too.

I tried to tell dad but he didn't really understand and mom just got angry, so I explained again and we ended up moving the car. We went into the jcpenny and we were in a gigantic baby-related section.

then I was at the mall in meridian trying to help my dad find a parking spot near JC Penny. We couldn't find one at first so we parked next to a mall entrance, but as we were getting out I noticed another entrance to jcpenny with a total of zero cars in front of it

so I was watching narcissa wright stream breath of the wild, and she was showing this newly discovered glitch where if you moved a certain way, it would reset your stamina meter to a certain value. She called it "undiscovery" for some reason

Aight I found the Vinny dream. It's long so it'll be across multiple posts

Oh here's a good one:

I had a dream that someone hit me in the back of the head with a crowbar. I went to an urgent care center and the lady there was helping someone who had a dead GPU in a computer from the 90s. She tried to treat my fractured neck with hair softener eyedrops from an Apple store.

Or that one dream I had a while back that had Vinny from everymanHYBRID. I wrote that one down somewhere, hang on

But during the day it's shit like

I'm walking through a section of this skyscraper that has a section pretty high up that's being renovated. Everything has been stripped out except for concrete slabs for the floor, all the support structure, and drywall for a few interior rooms. I'm nowhere near the side of the building but I still end up falling out, somehow.