Markus @SwooshyCueb@chitter.xyz
Code butcher. Hobbyist musician. Furry. Arch user. GTK2 apologist. Budding software reverse engineer.
I'm that weirdo who actually likes systemd.
he/him/his
Queer (cis polyamorous panromantic phallocentric-pansexual)
The sun has been trying to kill me for about 28 years.
If you're below the age of majority in your country, you probably shouldn't follow me.
I often use a client that can't display pinned toots, profile metadata, and sometimes bios.
It's okay to boost my unlisted toots.
Joined Jun 2017
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my talk from earlier this month has been uploaded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qTf1iJfH4s
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It bothers me when I see people whinging about people who "follow too many accounts" on microblogging platforms. Particularly on fedi.
Like,maybe people use social media differently from the way you do, yeah? Fedi is all about curating your own experience, and maybe some people want a different experience from yours.
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"We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet in to the abyss. Watch for that moment, and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."
-- Flemeth, Dragon Age II (2011)
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"Men are always alright. Right up until they pull the trigger. And then we watch the neighbors solemnly march out to the news cameras to tell us: 'He was such a nice, quiet guy.'"
-- Evelyn Marsh, Twin Peaks S02E11 (1990)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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why KITTEN.EXE is better than other .EXEs!
KITTEN.EXE:
-cute
-soft and pettable
-wants to be your friend
Other .EXEs:
-usually not cute
-not pettable
-probably does not understand the concept of friendship
the advantage is clear 
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big fluffy tails
-F
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how does a skeleton even drive a truck
I need to finish Shadow of Mordor
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I really need to get that vent for my door so I can close it. I keep hearing things in the hallway that give me anxiety
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csa, kinda?
Pedophile I catfished back in high school just showed up in the strangest of places
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I grew up with a two knob shower and since I’ve moved out I haven’t encountered a lot of them but this new apartment has one and let me tell you, nothing makes a shower hotter than a two knob shower. Single knob ones almost never will directly pour boiling hot water onto your skin, but the pure hot water knob will and it will not hesitate and it’s amazing
well fuckin pardon me for wanting to vet this information that doesn't track with what I already know
(not directed at anyone here)
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nude video, partially underwater, dick out
So I was talking to a friend about my mostly-waterproof phone and he asked for an underwater nutsack pic. This was the best I could do
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When I moved in with my partner I finally learned what it was to stretch out and fill a space, to feel the home as a shell that fit and protected my soft inner flesh. For others it can mean striking out alone, with friends, or to a new city or country. People in non-abusive situations can also outgrow their family home and need to move on, like a snake changing skins.
I know that cramping, pinching feel when you can't fully be yourself and the place and people you're with aren't your place and your people. Sometimes it takes a while, and there's no platitude to take away that pain. All I can say is, I've been there and I hope you can soon be where and who you need to be, with the people who you fit into like puzzle pieces.
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trans, getting letters
A list of mental health professionals in the United States who will provide a letter of support for transgender services on first visit
(as given to me by one of the professionals on the list)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mQo2vls2x1FeCihQmQ0FftY9x5jEvbHykZUWEijSRYQ/edit
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Can we talk about how modern computers are so fucked that you have to write cryptography code without conditionals in order to prevent vulnerabilities?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_(computer_science)#Branch-free_code
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: Dirty Savage Admin
Hey!
I got Jess a job with me. Which means it pays above minimum wage and isn't delivery!
anyways, she just got the job, so she won't be getting a paycheck before rent is in.
And well, besides me, there's also her spouse London, and their child I love more than anything, Lucille.
If anyone could help them out, that would be amazing
for me, and for her.
Thank you <3
@londonshine for venmo (0309 if prompted)
$glamorshark for cashapp
PayPal.me/LondonShine
The Annoying Orange is a vtuber.........
Code butcher. Hobbyist musician. Furry. Arch user. GTK2 apologist. Budding software reverse engineer.
I'm that weirdo who actually likes systemd.
he/him/his
Queer (cis polyamorous panromantic phallocentric-pansexual)
The sun has been trying to kill me for about 28 years.
If you're below the age of majority in your country, you probably shouldn't follow me.
I often use a client that can't display pinned toots, profile metadata, and sometimes bios.
It's okay to boost my unlisted toots.
Joined Jun 2017
