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It bothers me when I see people whinging about people who "follow too many accounts" on microblogging platforms. Particularly on fedi.

Like,maybe people use social media differently from the way you do, yeah? Fedi is all about curating your own experience, and maybe some people want a different experience from yours.

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"We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet in to the abyss. Watch for that moment, and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."

-- Flemeth, Dragon Age II (2011)

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"Men are always alright. Right up until they pull the trigger. And then we watch the neighbors solemnly march out to the news cameras to tell us: 'He was such a nice, quiet guy.'"

-- Evelyn Marsh, Twin Peaks S02E11 (1990)

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Here in Chile we used to call fascists «chupa picos» (“cock suckers”), until people realised that’s there’s nothing wrong with sucking dick, so people started calling them «chupa lumas» (“baton suckers”), which is more hilarious in my opinion.

If you ever need to insult a fascist, call them «fasho culiao chupa lumas!» (“you fucking baton sucking fash!”) :3

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It’s not a proper reboot unless it’s gayer than the original.

Changed my XBL handle.
On XBone and newer XBL apps, it's RvlvrLncelot
On 360 and XBL apps that don't support the new system, it's RevolvrLancelot

I am so happy that ODST is finally out on PC.

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Breaking the DRM on stuff you own should not be /literally illegal/.

Seriously, what the /heck/ USA.

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please stop referring to twitter as "hellsite" it is incredibly confusing

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Another draw for a mutual, @ItsSilDre's falanouc!

This animal doesn't wear pants.

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I picked up the Goblin King Jareth outfit and installed a nude mod for this VR unicorn. (Seiya is from Aggretsuko S3)

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I guess this makes my dream of another Raven Software Wolfenstein game a little less likely lmao

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I knew Bethesda was trying to make themselves appealing to a potential buyer, but I was expecting to be like tencent or softbank and not any time soon

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I drew a lizard for a Coyote! @Ipunchdogs4free

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NSFW art, handjob 

Firmly grasp it in your hand

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I like this new windows feature where it crashes

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