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"We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet in to the abyss. Watch for that moment, and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."

-- Flemeth, Dragon Age II (2011)

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"Men are always alright. Right up until they pull the trigger. And then we watch the neighbors solemnly march out to the news cameras to tell us: 'He was such a nice, quiet guy.'"

-- Evelyn Marsh, Twin Peaks S02E11 (1990)

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What if you could switch off the combat in ODST and just watch the aliens roam about the city

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you ever see some ascii art on your tl that doesn't work, but it comes from different fedi software, so you click through to the source instance and it still doesn't work

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uspol +, polyamory 

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literally everything about lucario’s design, from the weird legs to half of their body mass being butt, screams “this little fucker will never sit down in a chair normally”

and that’s why being a lucario is gay culture. thank u

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if you ever need a dirt cheap USB camera module without any fancy optics or features, just search for OV5640

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uspol, chaz shooting 

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how do you not fail the first test chamber in half life i keep retrying but the resonance cascade happens every time :(

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this social distancing thing is really cutting into my hobby of standing uncomfortably close to people

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sick of all these amateur vampire hunters going around with little piddly scraps of wood like "aHA tHis is yoUr oNe wEaknEss" mfers like yknow back in the days those things were made of iron and like six feet long and were just to pin the corpse into their own grave so they couldn't go walkabouts at night

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since i still haven't had my coffee yet. heres my "before i've had my coffee opinion" of the day: people shouldnt use roman numerals in like, a name of something, like an abbreviation. e.g. Mac OS X and RISC-V. also the college in my town that uses a roman numeral in its name except, the name is supposed to be a pronounceable acronym?? thats an extra layer of bad

lets see if i still have this opinion after i've had the coffee

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/r/AskHistorians:

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yelling "KNZK" or "BOFA BABES" on the timeline is the closest thing to football teams that mastodon has

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