Marmly Owl @Vordus@chitter.xyz

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Broke down crying at work today, lads.

God, I love absolute bottom of the barrel supervillains.

God, this was a good episode of she-hulk

Weh

I discovered recently that Shibuyapunk is a term folks have been using to describe Jet Set Radio/The World Ends With You aesthetics. Learning this has completely fucked me up because I could have sworn I coined that term.

Or to give up.

Basically, my options are to lowball my weight slightly and go like, 10% over the stated weight limit on a bike, or to pay stupid prices.

No, Amazon, I am not paying fucking £99 for delivery. What the fuck

Ah, all the things you do with an exercise bike.

Looking at exercise bikes and wanting to hurt myself.

Don't mind if I do.

What if I just drowned myself in this bath?

I should have a bath. I feel gross and my back hurts.

Weh

Russia, mate.

If you're going to fake poll results, you can't pull the 98%ers, because everyone knows that's bollocks. If you got 100 people in a room and asked them if they enjoyed breathing you'd get more than two opposing votes.

Do people even know what I mean when I end a terrible joke with 'I'll get me coat' any more?

Now you're a hero

You managed to beat the whole damn ga-ame

We're happy you made it

But how are you gonna spend the rest of this da-ay?

Maybe watch a video

Maybe press refresh and start again

And now I'm smacking myself in the head at 1am