Marmly Owl (Vordus) @Vordus@chitter.xyz

Hey, Google? When I clear my Youtube watch history entirely, you shouldn't be recommending me videos based on my pre-clearance watch history.

Current status: afraid to use my PS4 because a person I added to my friends list because they liked my ESO character's name contacted me about being in a guild.

There is a tiny child in the corner of my living room.

hi

Remember how we used to think Google and Steam were cool because whilst they were corporate entities they were most definitely on our side? And now they're both terrifying near monopolies? Weird.

Anyway, I super duper love Netflix.

Something you're not telling us, @danfoxx?

Right then. Time to get up and do things.

Or would that be merely bawdy?

What if I made an account for lewd vents, and it had nothing on it but that picture of Marilyn Monroe holding her dress down whilst standing on a street vent from The Seven Year Itch?

Chaucer's 'The Miller's Tale'

I would get an AD account, but I so seldom have anything to vent about, and I'm never at risk of being horny on main.

Delete and redraft is an EXCELLENT feature.

THEN DON'T ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, AMAZON CUSTOMER

@Siphonay

Goddamnit, now my tl is full of subtoots

I have eaten too much today already.

Fallout 4 has stopped working again and I need a better game to play.

I should probably get up.

I need to be less of a coward.