Marmly Owl (Vordus) @Vordus@chitter.xyz

In an age of ironic detachment, how exactly does one go about making new friends?

The seven colours on the pride flag stands for wholemeal, white, multiseed, multigrain, rye, brown and tiger.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... wait, hold on, I'm being too candid and honest. Oh shit.

Say something about owls. Hoot. Fuckin' hoot.

It took me a decade to say that I'm not straight in anything that resembles a public forum, and even then that's on my furry alt on a semi-obscure social media system far far away from anyone I have to deal with IRL that isn't also super gay.

The fact is, I have no idea how anyone posts lewd things on here or anywhere online. I can barely attempt a flirt without feeling anxious and embarrassed and terrified that I'm doing something wrong.

I used to have an AD account.

It had three tweets on it and all of them said things like 'Shhhhhh secrets' on them.

My employer has decided to put all of its scheduling online which is a great idea but holy shit.

Im gay

Time to drunkenly ponder the idea of making an AD account and then never actually doing it because I'm to repressed.

I'm drink

Okay, Ghostbusters 2016 isn't great but it has some wonderfully stupid jokes.

Oh hey. I'm drunk. Woo.

A Giant Gummy Lizard.

There she is.

Sonic's human girlfriend, Madonna.

Firefox is ugly.

Oh, joy.