Those aren't gray gloves they're wearing- That's their skin! Fleshy folk couldn't survive starship accelerations without being puréed so they invented better flesh. The rest of them is made of the same crystalline stuff, but the fur and scales cover it.

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improved! I have learned that this is (approximately) a "bicycle kick"

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[dumps ginger powder into spaghetti instead of garlic powder]

...well, looks like we're doing science today


One of my creatures from Siralim Ultimate. They don't NORMALLY cry rainbows, but somehow it felt right for going from 600 to 5,000 intelligence and vaporizing a demiplane with magic.

"Olive Garden is a great place to go if you want to die of pasta."

(A friend in highschool who was Heavily Invested in the argument heard me say this. I'd never seen someone be such a blend of impressed and infuriated before or since.)

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"Do you pronounce gif with a hard or soft g?"


"Ah, to randomly annoy half of everyone."

"No, to simultaneously annoy everyone. Both at once. Guh-jif."

my favorite joke is, when you're visibly injured from an inanimate object or accident and someone asks if you're okay, going "yeah you should see the other guy"

Starting to wonder if maybe I chose the wrong tool for NaNoWriMo.

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I want to live in a world of extreme body polymorphism. I want a world where someone can be a human, or furry, or elvan fae, four legged wolf, giant dragon, a collective of foxes, small box robot on wheels, hive of nanobots, copyright infringement, abstract geometry...

I want a world where any conceivable thing can be considered as a form, to have "personhood", and efforts are made to allow all those types of being to exist relatively in the same culture, to the best of our efforts.

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cool fact: the original luddites didn’t oppose technology but rather the bosses using new tech to disenfranchise workers! the bosses then had the luddites murdered in the streets and their arguments were replaced with “tech bad 🤢” to prevent others from carrying on their challenge to industrial authorities

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