Maxx Chaos boosted

"i think i'll lock my account so i can manually approve who follows me"

*suddenly realizes that requires effort on my part*


"The US says Huawei has been spying through 'back doors' designed for law enforcement"

oh no we built vulnerabilities into our infrastructure and now someone other than us is exploiting them

thinking about oor wullie and his fucking bucket

"Ok, so I've built this giant machine to defeat the hero. It's fully armored, fires a constant barrage of missiles, occasionally fires a helpful item for the hero that the machine is weak against, and flies"

"Wait, what was that?"

"It flies!"

"No, the oth-"

"Rocket boosters!"

The word of the day is: Dubious

Why is it the word of the day? Because I think it's funny and fun to say

honestly my favorite 3D Mario game is still Super Mario 3D Land for the 3DS. The stereoscopic 3D made the platforming so much better, easier, and more fun than any other 3D platformer has managed to accomplish

oh no I got a quest in assassin's creed odyssey to train a village of when to fight after all the men left for war so now I have Be A Man stuck in my head

My biggest issue the "flirting" dialogue options in most games is that whoever writes these is extremely bad at flirting

I've been wondering lately if Nintendo would ever release a fully home console version of the Switch, similar to how there's the fully portable Switch Lite.

Same hardware as the regular Switch, minus the screen and battery, add an SSD for additional storage. Give it a design resembling the Switch dock and include larger, more ergonomic joycons.

I kinda doubt they will ever do this tbh but it's interesting to think about

waddle dee is stronger than you could possibly imagine

sings "leftover pizza" to the my little pony theme song

gee sure have to do a lot more image recognition captchas on firefox than on chrome i wonder why that could be 🤔

gamefreak please make new drill dozer game for switch thank you

also new mendel's palace for switch thnx

thinking about amy rose's original design

hhhh i want an analogue pocket so bad...

I still have my original game boy but that only plays game boy games and the screen is... yk.

I have a gameboy advance sp too but the power indicator doesn't always turn red when it needs to be charged so it can just Die in the middle of me playing something.

I had a game boy color but I threw it out years ago when I went through a weird kinda anticiv phase and Purged a bunch of stuff lmao

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