using mastodon is like playing the award winning mmo finally fantasy 14, its absolute shit for the first 60 hours

BRUH how did no one ever tell me the sequel to Naruto (Boruto) has Naruto fighting attempts at unionization

who approved this copy?! “The spicy zone” ???

Sorry I didn’t realize mastodon is now a combo Pizza Hut Taco Bell

Shorts so short depending on the cut of underwear you got it may be longer than the shorts themselves

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I have decided to finally start embracing short shorts

Like I don’t mean “hah controversial” takes, but those takes that are pure bait and right on the line of “fuck I can’t argue this cause they right though” and “I’m sick of your shit”

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chat app diacourse 

Honestly at this point the pandemic got me starved for in person interaction that I don’t even want a chat app please just let’s meet up in person

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you know what, it’s time to chat app discourse too

I dun get it, we’re all multi faceted folks who really just want a hot vaxxed summer to smash all day

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What even is a normie? When you got problematic cis guys wearing makeup and still being racist while playing call of duty and you got trans folks being rad doing construction and wood working and shit
The idea of being “very online” as a core personality trait makes no sense, we’re all trapped in the hellhole known as the internet lmao

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Honestly can I also just say how asinine the word normie is in 2021, like my people, the problematic gamer boys too are spending all day in a discord making lore, the difference is the queer folks are writing cool new history and stuff the problematic boys are rewriting history to fit their narratives ☠️

Honestly at this point make fediverse tik tok all I want is to waste my time with videos of queer folks talking about grilling outside

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Essentially gargon is still adding features and doing project management like he’s preparing for his ycombinator demo and not like he’s building a mature platform

(The “we know better than our users” shit might work for Apple, but mastodon is not macOS lmao)

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Of course to the folks who work on the project, I’m sure you put meaningful hours into it and mean the best

But I’m also sure the dev team behind anthem wanted to build the best game but was out down due to shit management

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There utility in the software is because people use it, not because of anything the platform actually does
We could be using an email user group software and probably not be as disrespected as we users of mastodon are

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asininetech.com/2021/07/31/irr
Outside of Sadiq’s incredibly accurate take here, honestly I now see the mastodon project as I see IRC, a technologically stagnant project barely in enough of maintenance mode to not be as laughable as an old phpbb forum

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