codl @codl@chitter.xyz

all I wanna do is (microwave beep ×4) and a (microwave ting) (plate hitting table) and bone apple tea

fear of the linux desktop

actually how come no one has tried to make a mastodon fork where you tip people extremely small amounts of bitcoin when you fave their posts

if you use the offer code IMCODL when following me you'll get your first month of posts entirely free

Pk il fé froi

had a dream in which i was in the uk on some sort of bus trip with friends and the wheels on the bus were so worn they sounded like someone saying "wear, wear, wear"

territoires de loutre de mer

loadingreadylive has filled me with good mood energy but i should be going to bed right now (more like four hours ago) but i don't want to waste all this good mood energy!! what do i do!!!

in canada, ice cream comes in bags

wait just a darn second

fuck man this rules i want Beej Cooks the Whole Thing to be a regular segment on loadingreadylive

ben just described tofu as looking like "a big block of mozarella that gave up"

lrrSIGNAL

it pisses me off that it took me this long to come up with a followup joke

theros beyond debt

websites be too dang wide

si je tue un de mes ancètres avant le changement d'heure est-ce que je vais disparaitre? c'est toujours compliqué ces histoires de voyage dans le temps

dites si on saute une heure ça fait une heure de moins de confinement, non?

wait. we are not going the way i thought we were going. there is no other 2 AM and there is no regular 2 AM either

i thought we weren't doing daylight saving time this year but apparently we still are