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all I wanna do is (microwave beep ×4) and a (microwave ting) (plate hitting table) and bone apple tea

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actually how come no one has tried to make a mastodon fork where you tip people extremely small amounts of bitcoin when you fave their posts

if you use the offer code IMCODL when following me you'll get your first month of posts entirely free

had a dream in which i was in the uk on some sort of bus trip with friends and the wheels on the bus were so worn they sounded like someone saying "wear, wear, wear"

loadingreadylive has filled me with good mood energy but i should be going to bed right now (more like four hours ago) but i don't want to waste all this good mood energy!! what do i do!!!

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I wish Haruhi Suzumiya from the Haruhi Suzumiya games was available as a DLC fighter.

lrl livetoot 

lrl livetoot 

lrl livetoot 

lrl livetoot 

it pisses me off that it took me this long to come up with a followup joke

re confinement 


wait. we are not going the way i thought we were going. there is no other 2 AM and there is no regular 2 AM either

i thought we weren't doing daylight saving time this year but apparently we still are

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