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where were you when cousin specialagent dies

i was sat at home eating brekky burger when business son ring

'cousin is die'


and you????

mostly i find it very funny that i got both of those recommended on the same page

recommendation for interacting with artists and art 

me: (having deleted five years of photos so that there is at least some storage space) now will you please back up to icloud?
phone: I'm out of space :)

ma mère quand elle rate un message genre "est-ce que je prends du pain sur la route" son trip c'est de me répondre "non ça ira" 6 heures plus tard quand je suis déjà arrivé et reparti

(extremely dan ryckert voice) ahh, gills dootweeb

a couple days ago i was looking up bruce willis for reasons and the top results were several news articles about how he had been spotted wearing a pizza rat sweater

🐀🐀🐀 this year is for rat 🐀🐀🐀

food bad idea 

the only part of logstash that i appreciate is the part where it is very very good at keeping track of where it was when it is turned off and on again, even if the log files have been rotated or whatever

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