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no gods no masters no certificate authorities

i m fuckin losing it "actor/floater" is the funniest lowerthird description ive ever seen

valbe put cache in cs:gun so i can look at it and then uninstall csgo and have disk space again

fuck the new de_cache is the third version of cache, thats why theyre taking forever to put it in the game

also it will probably outlive me and that's scary

"codl what's so spooky about a microphone" I will record ghosts with it

I must have done various iterations of the official tutorial like four times now and every time I get to the end of it and have a terrible app that does nothing and I'm like "now what" because the docs are hard to browse if you don't already know the name of what you're looking for

yo anyone got a good android app development tutorial

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Les souris religieuses, pattisières et bretonnes

Les couines amen

Number 2 is a major driving force in everything I make: "is it still useful if no one gives a shit"

This is why you won't see me making crowd sourced things or chat things or multi player things

things that are stopping me from doing this
1. guhh burnout
2. I don't want to go making bots on instances without permission, but if I rely on instance admins noticing and joining in I'm going to end up with three instances
3. literally building a botnet

I was kept awake the other night by the idea of a network of bots, each one on a different fediverse instance, constantly sending messages to each other to measure latency across instances

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LGBT ? Oui je connais très bien j'étais au collège là-bas

pronouns? do i look like a noun professional to you

good morning i ordered a chess set last night and since it was one of those "only ships out if you buy for 25 euros of stuff" i also bought two sd cards. i did not need either

need a browser extension that detects if i'm on a shopping site after midnight and goes, hey, it's [XX:XX]... are you sure this can't wait until tomorrow

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