codl @codl@chitter.xyz

p happy with this commentary node emote considering I spent hardly 20 minutes on it

I'm Gabe Newell, welcome to the commentary track to codl's toots. We worked really hard on these, so I hope you'll enjoy them.

This gnome is not supposed to be here.

made a new emote

hahahaho!

hello my sweet sir!

always block the base domain

living in europe 🤝 being a minor

oh that's a new one lmao i declined cookies on a site and it took me to google.com

damn i spelled tennessee right on the first try

https://youtu.be/jYE-1HfReQo doesn't every city have a big-ass pyramid by the mud?

my brain broken. i cant hear a simple kick snare kick snare drum machine loop without going "when the aliens come down all they really wanna see / is the pyramid by the river down in memphis tennessee"

gosh what if people think i use the bad phone instead of the good phone... no... it would be devastating... i must compromise the integrity of this protective case

iphone cases with a hole for the apple logo are so funny

i'm hoping they really deliver on that because god damn csgo is an auditory nightmare and that's a major reason why i don't play it anymore

which is a big deal to be fair

but the actual mvp is the very last bullet point: "[Sounds] have also been rebalanced for a more comfortable listening experience."

it is so funny to me that the top bulletpoint on the CS2 promo page is "our smoke grenades are normal now"