@chillallmen ayy lmao
man goes to doctor says he's depressed. says world seems cruel and meaningless. doctors says solution simple. great [black hole] in town. go see. but doctor, man says "i am black hole" doctor instantly accelerated to percentage of speed of light in accretion disk, is simultaneously dead and alive, stretched across spacetime.
good joke. everybody laugh. roll on snare drum. curtain. audience sucked into black hole
US Troops Are Slowly Being Poisoned by Lead in Their Bones
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I make really shitty jokes
I also do music
I may post it
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Or even here
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