the teapot i added to mastodon source code is still there

also it's so weird to write in a jvm language now like? i haven't touched it in years


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been writing a lot of functional scala lately with cats. such a cute name for a library

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The year is 2025

There are five browser cores:
- webkit
- chromium
- gecko
- servo
- youtube-dl, which ended up implementing a full-fledged browser in python to keep successfully downloading videos

similarly i guess i should purge some of my followers, too

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ah, looks like i got purged off of many's followers due to my inactivity

that's ok though, now to manually rebuild some of my following graph

static type checker but all of the error messages are piped through uwu text-ifier

you literally have to ask the owner to remove you

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i hate how people can just add you to google team drives without consent... and you can't leave them either

what's with tumblr and not showing post timestamps?

looks like the only remaining traffic on my (now gone) instance consists of fediverse trackers (for lack of a better term) (, etc.)

good to see that the HTTP 410 Gone was obeyed!


website: we have a desktop app now!

me, internally: please don't be electron please don't be electron please don't be electron

i haven't written code for 3 weeks and i'm immediately jumping into some rust!

it's interesting how apple chooses to completely omit the full product price from the surface-facing branding pages and instead shows the trade-in price 🤔

it's super disorienting because i always expect it to be dark out there at night but right now it's looking like a football field lit up

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