nonbinary birb @variance@chitter.xyz

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) open the door
#2) get on the floor
#3) everybody walk the dinosaur

neopronouns are referred to as such because they were first discovered by neo, the protagonist of the wachowski sisters’ classic movie, the matrix (1999)

trans rights!

a bird, a nerd, and a friend!
it’s me! hello!

belated #introductions post

hi, I’m aster! pronouns: they or he, neutral neopronouns like ey/em/eir are also cool!

I’ve been on the fediverse for > 1 year, but I recently decided to rebrand/switch instances, so here I am

I’m a physics grad student doing research related to climate science; I rant about this and related topics sometimes

mostly, though, I make jokes which occasionally manage to be somewhat funny, and I sometimes post sketches. also, birds. I’m lowkey a bird!

anyway, hello!

I get so few of the nice emotions and so much of the bad ones, so I’d much rather not have any at all

wish I could carve away my emotions from my being and discard them

they’re so inconvenient to me in so many ways, and seldom are they useful

I am a sentimental fool

cut my life into pieces

this is a pair of jorts

cut my life into pieces

this is my book report

current mood: hovering 5 cm above the floor, humming in a pitch just outside the human range of hearing

object class: jort

concept: existence and uniqueness

existence is weird

I want 2 just lie in bed all day

or on the couch, as it were

but my apartment is messy and could use a cleaning

ugh cleaning takes me so long though bc I Have ADHD

ahhhh shit I forgot to take out the trash

good 2 b bird

eg after entering my library card number 3 times into the website over a few days, I now have it memorized

I also still remember my old library card number from literally a decade ago, despite not having used it since then

I’m remarkably good at memorizing random strings of numbers

unfortunately this is a skill that is largely useless to me except for making a few things mildly more convenient for me

did some yoga

still feeling extremely like garbage but at least now I’m exercised garbage