aster 
@variance@chitter.xyz
- pseudonym
- aster flux
- pronouns
- ey/they/he
- gender
- Tired
- age (years)
- 27 ± 1
nonbinary and vaguely a bird, lowkey a robot
pronouns: ey or they (or he)
purveyor of Relatable Moods, allegedly
very occasionally makes half-decent posts about gender
most of my posts are very boring
atmospheric physics grad student
pan/ace
chaotic neutral
I have adhd and that’s okay
follow requests welcome
Joined Aug 2018
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gender is a game and I’ve clipped through some terrain geometry rendering normal game progression impossible but it does let me access a bunch of cool-looking places I wouldn’t be able to get to otherwise
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Attention! At The Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
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there is an art to being agender, or rather a knack. the knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at gender and miss
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I have a lot of feelings about gender. most of them are stuff like “nope” and [incoherent screaming].
wtf why do I have vivaldi stuck in my head for fuck's sake
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It feels weird when art tutorials approach "how to draw boys!"/"how to draw girls!" as if they're different species. Certainly study why something looks feminine/masculine to you, but don't let it limit you! #arttips
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trying to find more comedy podcasts to listen to but even ones that have ostensibly funny premises aren’t making me laugh at all smh
maybe I am the problem here lol
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finished up with my most recent commissions and could use some extra cash to buy a few things for astrid's school!
i am mostly taking avatar commissions atm, but i may be convinced for larger pieces if it's fun 🖤
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missing person, please share
my friend's cousin has been missing for a week. he called his mother and told her he was in crisis but he disappeared before she arrived at his location. please share on and off masto especially if you are in the DC area
Name: Ian Solheim
Age: 32
Missing From: Washington, DC area;
1000 Block of Lamont Street. Northwest I
Date Missing:July 28, 2021
Physical Description
White Male
Height: 6'3'
Weight: 185
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Light Brown
don’t want to get out of bed
lmfaooo hang on, I just found out that there is an official (official!) garrus body pillow, holy shit
def makes me feel better about how enamoured I am with him though lmao
https://www.polygon.com/2021/4/1/22362452/garrus-vakarian-mass-effect-body-pillow-sale-bioware-store
alright I have to sleep for real but welp
one of my friends who only played a bit of me1 was making fun of me for how enamoured I am with garrus and I really couldn’t say anything bc I Know but I can’t help it lmao
still extremely salty that you can’t romance garrus as mshep
alright enough video games for tonight I guess bc apparently I need to get sleep :l
mass effect 2
"an eye for an eye, a life for a life" I don't think that's how the saying goes, garrus
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ok tbf I can't be one to talk bc shepard is technically a supercop. video game full of supercops
mass effect 2
turns out it's every asari's dream to be a supercop
- pseudonym
- aster flux
- pronouns
- ey/they/he
- gender
- Tired
- age (years)
- 27 ± 1
nonbinary and vaguely a bird, lowkey a robot
pronouns: ey or they (or he)
purveyor of Relatable Moods, allegedly
very occasionally makes half-decent posts about gender
most of my posts are very boring
atmospheric physics grad student
pan/ace
chaotic neutral
I have adhd and that’s okay
follow requests welcome
Joined Aug 2018
