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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) open the door
#2) get on the floor
#3) everybody walk the dinosaur

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misinfo, pronoun joke 

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eye contact (drawn), birb person (it’s me!) 

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belated post

hi, I’m aster! pronouns: they or he, neutral neopronouns like ey/em/eir are also cool!

I’ve been on the fediverse for > 1 year, but I recently decided to rebrand/switch instances, so here I am

I’m a physics grad student doing research related to climate science; I rant about this and related topics sometimes

mostly, though, I make jokes which occasionally manage to be somewhat funny, and I sometimes post sketches. also, birds. I’m lowkey a bird!

anyway, hello!

emotions gripe 

emotions gripe 

cut my life into pieces

this is a pair of jorts

cut my life into pieces

this is my book report

current mood: hovering 5 cm above the floor, humming in a pitch just outside the human range of hearing

cut my life into pieces

this is wii sports resort

more sci-fi should do the "einstein, hawking, zefram cochrane" model of lore-building, where they work in references to people from the fiction's history

hell brain 


eg after entering my library card number 3 times into the website over a few days, I now have it memorized

I also still remember my old library card number from literally a decade ago, despite not having used it since then

I’m remarkably good at memorizing random strings of numbers

unfortunately this is a skill that is largely useless to me except for making a few things mildly more convenient for me

exercise blah, mh 

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