weather 🛰 birb @variance@chitter.xyz

trans rights!

a bird, a nerd, and a friend!
it’s me! hello!

belated #introductions post

hi, I’m aster! pronouns: they or he, neutral neopronouns like ey/em/eir are also cool!

I’ve been on the fediverse for > 1 year, but I recently decided to rebrand/switch instances, so here I am

I’m a physics grad student doing research related to climate science; I rant about this and related topics sometimes

mostly, though, I make jokes which occasionally manage to be somewhat funny, and I sometimes post sketches. also, birds. I’m lowkey a bird!

anyway, hello!

hhhhhhh I have the urge to play universal paperclips all of a sudden

I regret nothing

apparently suricrasia online is my job now

“this is your job now, I’m sorry” - blackle

I’m at revision 2019 now! probably gonna try my hand at the paintover compo!

ABC

Always
Be
Craving that mineral

imagine me screaming this from a rooftop

I pronounce every “b” individually

UVAAAAAAAAAAA

UVBBBBBBBBBBBB

currently on a train that’s going 300 km/h

we live in the future

there’s a “mr worldwide” joke here somewhere, somehow, probably

time zone whomst

woooo it is 3 AM local time and I am wide awake for reasons unknown

and yet still sleepy, so I guess I’ll have to sleep some more

current mood: jet lag olympics

staying awake for long enough to take a shower before I go to sleep

full disclosure: I am super sleep-deprived and/or jet-lagged and I currently have no intuitive sense of what time it is

funny how the train wifi drops off whenever we enter a tunnel

I mean. it makes sense, it’s just funny