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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) open the door
#2) get on the floor
#3) everybody walk the dinosaur

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misinfo, pronoun joke 

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eye contact (drawn), birb person (it’s me!) 

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belated post

hi, I’m aster! pronouns: they or he, neutral neopronouns like ey/em/eir are also cool!

I’ve been on the fediverse for > 1 year, but I recently decided to rebrand/switch instances, so here I am

I’m a physics grad student doing research related to climate science; I rant about this and related topics sometimes

mostly, though, I make jokes which occasionally manage to be somewhat funny, and I sometimes post sketches. also, birds. I’m lowkey a bird!

anyway, hello!

ds9 s6e11 

on a scale of 1-10, how gremlin are all of the ds9 characters?

ds9 s6e11 

currently doing that thing where I got a new sweater a few weeks back and now it’s the only sweater I want to wear but I need to switch things up once in a while but I really like this sweater

*slaps roof of a washing machine* this bad boy can fit so many wash and wear fabrics in it

I just found this software to model your apartment in, and I'm just blown away by it. It's GPL3, and packaged on NixOS.

You can even walk through the flat and open doors!!

I don’t remember what my dream from last night was, except that it was so tiring that I feel like I didn’t get much sleep

romance gripes, anxiety 

romance gripes, anxiety 

ds9, fictional violence 

here’s a short body scan meditation (~8 min) that I like that would be good for me to practice more often bc it really does help me

“body scan” is a type of meditation that’s very relaxing, but the name makes it sound like the sort of thing that happens in an airport that is anything but

-yoda voice- baby shoes, for sale, worn never

I know it’s common to think differently/have more ideas/whatever in the shower, (hence “shower thoughts”) but I wonder why that is

the shower is a weird hyperbolic time chamber for me

time flows differently

I think differently

the acoustics are pretty great, too, which is nice

have you truly lived if you haven’t argued with yourself out loud in the shower?

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